Ohmigod, there's a guy named Hinckley pitching for Washington. Who came up with that one — Mark Russell?

C'mon boys, the game's at handWe don't wanna say we lost herPlease tell our pitcher to concentrateOn the batter and not Jodie FosterTopical, too.Yes, pretend games are on the air. ESPN is covering this with three announcers and […]

Victor Zambrano (19 strikes out of 30 pitches) is the papers' subject du jour, which of course means Scott Kazmir's riding shotgun. Zambrano said he doesn't concern himself with Kazmir, but our local scribes won't give him that choice. You just know some paper or other will run a graphic comparing every start of Zambrano's with every start of […]