Hewwo.
I am Awex Wodwiguez.
Miwwionahhe.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
I've cowwected many, many accowades in my fabuwous caweeuh. I was Most Vowuboo Pwayuh once, when I pwayed with the Texas Wanguhs. And I should cowwect that vewy same accowade weauh, weauh soon.
Now I pway with the Bwonx Bombuhs!
Technicawwy, I don't pway at pwesent. My yeauh is ovuh.
We wost in Cawifawnia. Then we fwew home.
To the Bwonx. Wheuh we cweaned out owuh wockuhs.
Mistuh Steinbwennuh is vewy, vewy angwy that we wost.
I had a gweat yeauh! It was vewy, vewy vowuboo.
But in the Amewican Weague Division Sewies, I pwayed wike a dog.
Wike a Wabwadaw Wetwievuh.
But I still get paid my twenty-five MIWWION dowwuhs!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
I am Awex Wodwiguez.
Miwwionahhe.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
Enjoy the west of the pwayoffs!