Bellowed unironically a few minutes ago for the first time since the 1996 World Series:
GO BRAVES!
Atlanta's up 5-0 in the the 3rd in the opener of a doubleheader. Kyle Davies has homered.
Two wins for them and one for us tonight and magic gets a whole lot more magical.
Still don't like them, but who cares? They're just some team playing the Phillies.
UPDATE: In the minutes since I shared this with you, Davies loaded the bases, Howard drove one over the fence that Andruw Jones reeled back, turning it into a monumental sac fly. And then Mr. Marlin Jeff Conine singled home two. Davies is out and it's 5-3 and Oscar Villarreal is in and there's a long way to go.
Did I say GO BRAVES!? I'm sure I meant to hell.