Go somewhere.
Hit traffic.
Run late.
Sit in car.
Turn on game.
Reyes homers.
Gotay homers.
History made [1].
Traffic eases.
Get there.
Do thing.
Get back in car.
Wagner closes.
Mets win.
Save for crawling on the Cross Bronx and missing the middle seven innings, may the rest of the second half be that simple.