It took four months and three slightly agonizing days, but the Met Fairy has finally [1] delivered the offseason goods [2] in the form of a done deal that makes Johan Santana a pitcher for the New York Mets. Way to go, you crazy, blessed seraph!
(Thanks, too, for Ross Chapman’s inspired character and mom Sharon’s impressive illustration. Thanks to Omar as well. Plenty of gratitude to go around tonight.)