We're facing the Diamondbacks after sleepwalking (and sometimes plain old sleeping) our way through the Padres.
We're gonna lose.
Wait! Delgado came through with a clutch hit! And hustled to second! His uniform is filthy!
Then we're gonna get rained out.
Whoa, we're up 5-1 and will definitely get to an official game before the rain gets here!
Then the Diamondbacks will catch up.
Ugh! The Diamondbacks caught up! And here comes the rain!
I told you.
But radar indicates it'll blow through! We'll complete the game!
Then the — oh, you don't want to know [1].