What If Terse Bloggers Ran the World?

“What happened?”

“Mets won 3-0.”

“Who got the win?”

“Perez. Seven solid. Two hits, three walks, eight K's.”

“Bullpen problems?”

“None. Heilman, two-inning save.”

“Really?”

“Yup. Six up, six down.”

“Homers?”

“Wright, two-run job. Delgado, solo.”

“Phillies?”

“Lost in twelve.”

“So we're…?”

“In second, one out.”

“Anybody get hurt?”

“Nope. Church is getting closer, they say.”

“Good news.”

“Sure is.”

“That's it?”

“For now.”

“G'night.”

“G'night.”