The one and only Home Run Apple approaches its last week of regular-season active duty. That danged piece of fruit better be overripe from Mets batters successfully bobbing for dingers by the time Sunday evening rolls around.
Hit Mets. Hit. Even when you’ve got a two-run lead, hit some more. When the Apple goes up, so do our chances.
Attention Carlos Beltran: The only bunting we need to see is along the railings a week from Wednesday [1]. You and your buddies can make it so if you hit. And hit some more.
Apple image courtesy of the sublime Loge 13 [2].