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Church Predictably Traded

You read it here first on February 24 [1]: Ryan Church would not last the season as the Mets' primary starting rightfielder because nobody lasts the season as the Mets' primary starting rightfielder two seasons running. Well, maybe Jeff Francoeur will. The ex-Brave with the great arm arrives in exchange for Ryan [2], who hopefully leaves with his head intact. Francoeur, unlike Church, has a track record of playing practically every day. I wonder how long it will take for him to contract a rare tropical disease or crash into Angel Pagan.