Cassandra: One who predicts misfortune or disaster
Pollyanna: A person characterized by irrepressible optimism and a tendency to find good in everything
CassieClub: OMG!!! Johan DONE!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Johan looked fine. A few tough breaks.
CassieClub: Whats ERA since no no??? A THOUSAND??????
PollyPorch: Mechanics OK. Velocity OK. Some lucky hits.
CassieClub: NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET HIM THROW 134!!!!!!
PollyPorch: That was 2 months ago. Needed some rest was all. Will be fine next start.
CassieClub: WE HAVE NO PITCHING!!!
PollyPorch: Just 1 start. Loaded with pitching.
CassieClub: Gee OUT FOR YEAR!!! Young TERRIBLE!!! Niese GETTING WORSE!!! Harvey ONE & THREE!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Dickey gonna win 20. Harvey just getting going. Wheeler here soon enuf. Gee back in 2013.
CassieClub: Whos pitching now? HEFNER?!? HE SUCKS!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Hefner provides depth.
CassieClub: OMG!!!!!! WHERE FREEMAN HR LAND??? OVER APPLE!!!!!! WE SUCK!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Clears bases. Fresh start. Can give us innings.
CassieClub: FREEMAN HR LIKE A THOUSAND FEET!!! WHATS SCORE NOW??? THOUSAND NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!
PollyPorch: Just 2nd inning. Mets can rally.
CassieClub: Mets NEVER win at home!!!
PollyPorch: We just won Thurs. Got a tan.
CassieClub: OMG!!! Were losing by like a THOUSAND RUNS!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Torres RBI just cut lead. We can still come back.
CassieClub: I cant believe i came here again FOR ANOTHER LOSS!!!!!! OMG I HATE THIS!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Such a nice night to be @ park. <3 baseball. <3 Mets.
CassieClub: Whos up now??? Murphy??? NO POWER!!! LOUSY 2B!!!
PollyPorch: Murph lots of doubles. Improved D. #imwith28
CassieClub: Whens Wright free agent??? WERE GONNA LOSE HIM TO BRAVES!!! DAVID GONNA REPLACE CHIPPER!!! [1] OMG!!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: David not going anywhere. Face of franchise. #mvpmvp
CassieClub: Ike hitting like a THOUSAND BELOW ZERO!!!
PollyPorch: Ike on upswing. #startmeup
CassieClub: I MISS REYES!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Tejada having better year @ SS. #ruben #rubenrubenruben #ruben #ruben
CassieClub: BAY IS WORST SIGNING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Jason plays game right way. #alwayshustles
CassieClub: OUR BULLPEN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Tonite good chance to get Acosta some work. #mannyhappyreturns
CassieClub: WORST TEAM since all star break!!!
PollyPorch: Mets better than Houston. #wekickastro
CassieClub: Gonna finish with ANOTHER LOSING RECORD!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Turn it around soon & get to 500. #giveemhellhairston
CassieClub: Terry TERRIBLE MGR!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Collins communicates real well. #tcforme
CassieClub: Sandy DOES NOTHING TO IMPROVE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: GM very smart. No trades for trades sake. These things take time. #aldersonthemoonandthestars
CassieClub: SELL THIS TEAM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Stable ownership important.
CassieClub: NO HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Were gonna keep getting better.
CassieClub: CANT BELIEVE THIS STUPID GAME [2] STILL GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PollyPorch: Wanna meet between innings to split steak sandwich?
CassieClub: ANYTHING TO NOT WATCH THIS STUPID GAME!!! How much is sandwich?!?
PollyPorch: 15.
CassieClub: DOLLARS?!?!?! OMG!!!
PollyPorch: I know. Great value right?