As long as the Mets win, they can more or less do as they please and we’ll perform the necessary mental gymnastics to declare it good. But that said, would it kill them to play a non-insane game one of these nights?
After a day and a night of high-scoring moral victories that we had to remind ourselves were actually defeats, the Mets looked like they’d drawn a relatively conventional game against the Twins. Noah Syndergaard [1] was crazy-good, complementing his usual 100 MPH fastballs with a refined slider and a deadly change-up. His opponent, Jake Odorizzi [2], wasn’t flashing the kind of stuff that causes the bobblehead factories to turn the dials to Max Wobble, yet Odorizzi was the one with a no-hitter and a 1-0 lead. Sitting on the couch, I marveled at how Odorizzi’s 94 MPH fastball has somehow become not particularly overpowering. A couple of generations back, 92 was considered legitimate heat, 95 was a weapon available to a very few, and the triple digits were largely the stuff of legends. Today, we don’t bat an eye when starters are still hitting 98 in the seventh inning — and one-inning guys who can hit 100 really may as well grow on trees.
However odd the historical precedents, there were Syndergaard and Odorizzi making the most of their arsenals — until with one out in the fifth, Jeff McNeil [3] singled for the Mets’ first hit.
Then things got wacky — wacky enough that the sequence ought to be preserved for posterity to marvel at years from now.
Odorizzi walked Amed Rosario [4], which not so long ago was really hard to do.
Then he walked J.D. Davis [5].
With Noah Syndergaard [1] at the plate, he threw a wild pitch, which caromed right back to home and resulted in McNeil being caught off third.
Given a gift, Odorizzi then walked Syndergaard.
Enter Andrew Vasquez [6], who went 2-0 on Brandon Nimmo [7] and hit him in the numbers.
Then he walked Pete Alonso [8].
Then he walked Robinson Cano [9] on four pitches.
Enter Trevor Hildenberger [10], who’d been a rare oasis of competence on Tuesday. He walked Michael Conforto [11] on four pitches.
The Mets had one hit in the game and led 4-1, which is hard to do. Hildenberger threw two straight balls to Wilson Ramos [12], who then startled the cobweb-enshrouded infielders by smacking a two-run single past second.
It was … not exciting, exactly, but certainly welcome. But mostly it was weird: Over a 37-pitch stretch, the three hapless Twins pitchers threw 29 balls — including 13 in a row out of the strike zone.
After that, perhaps not surprisingly, the game degenerated until it may as well have been two drunks punching each other on an iced-over pond. The Mets ran the score up to 9-1, Syndergaard seemed to lose focus and let them creep back to 9-4, both Jeurys Familia [13] and Edwin Diaz [14] had innings with blemishes, and the Mets tiptoed away with an unsightly but undeniable 9-6 win [15]. Hooray for the 9, ugh for the 6, and I’d be perfectly happy watching baseball for the rest of my life without seeing another 37-pitch water-torture session like Wednesday’s.
Well, unless it’s what the Mets need to do to win. That tops everything, including one’s sense of aesthetics.