Here are those caveats you asked me to pick up on my way here:
1) Lousy teams sometimes shake off their lousiness for a spell before reverting to lousy.
2) Lousy teams sometimes encounter lousier teams and take advantage of their lousiness.
3) Lousy teams sometimes rise toward .500 without ever touching the break-even point and thus remain definitively lousy.
So there you have your caveats after a week when the Mets — resolutely sub-.500 through the entire second third of the season — played like they were no more than the least bit lousy. Mostly they played like they were the opposite of lousy.
They were swell [1].
We all like to fancy ourselves as savvy sumbitches who’ve experienced myriad rodeos, so no way we’ll be duped by a Mets team that has recently stumbled into competition it can serially punch down at. Make no mistake: the Padres, Pirates and White Sox have come off as the scrawny 98-pound weaklings [2] Charles Atlas appealed to in the back of your Archie comics. But who have the Mets modeled themselves after since early April other than Popeye in the scenes before Olive Oyl pours spinach down his gullet? Besides, our institutional memory is layered with images of better Met teams than this getting their comeuppance from below at the worst possible junctures — or have you suddenly forgotten the final weekends of Shea’s final seasons? Your schedule is your schedule. The Mets were scheduled to succeed at the expense of others? Take it up with MLB’s randomization software [3].
The Mets caught a long overdue break playing who they’ve played. On Thursday afternoon at the badly named ballpark on Chicago’s South Side, they also caught balls in the infield that were ticketed for the outfield. One Met caught a ball while he sproing-g-g-ged off the protective right field netting. The Mets caught and the Mets pitched. Oh boy, did the Mets pitch. Mets who are signed for the long haul and Mets who might have been traded. They’re all Mets right now and they’re all pitching like we envision Mets pitchers pitching when we stare admiringly in the mirror at our bulging seven-game winning streak.
When the Mets win, so our mythology tells us, we win by decisively outpitching the other fellows. That’s largely how we did it on Tuesday before Noah Syndergaard was withdrawn from the annual midsummer swap meet. That’s how we did it on Wednesday as Jacob deGrom reminded us he’s been the bargain of this decade and not a bad bet for the one ahead. And that’s how we did it on Thursday via Zack Wheeler [4], whose shoulder appeared strong and whose uncertainty was shed. No longer rumored to be headed for a contender, Wheeler threw a game for a team that strangely behaves like it is one. Zack was golden for seven shutout innings en route to a 4-0 victory [5] that pulled the Mets to within four games of the second Wild Card spot in the National League.
Stop giggling, you cynical fucks (one of whom is periodically me). The second Wild Card spot in the National League is a thing and four games out of it plops us squarely within Dusty Springfield territory [6]. We’re wishin’ and hopin’, thinkin’ and prayin’. There’s a jumble of teams less than four games from the second Wild Card spot in the National League, but that’s only half as many jumbles as we peered up at approximately ten minutes ago. We needed to pass a passel of lesser squads and we did that. Now, as we home in on achieving a record that encompasses as many victories as defeats, we take aim at the next cluster. We may not have yet proved ourselves worldbeaters, but you’re gonna tell me that Wild Card bunch in front of us is impenetrable?
If two among the Cubs, the Brewers, the Phillies, the Nationals, the Diamondbacks and the Giants were that good, they would have shoved our sorry 53-55 butts into standings irrelevancy. Yet they haven’t. Instead, by effectively stifling the Padres, the Pirates and the White Sox, we have inflicted ourselves on the edge of their uppercrust caste. With a third of a campaign remaining, we are contenders. Or we are contention cosplay fetishists. We dress up as a team that can pitch with anybody and sits a manageable distance from a playoff position.
That’s kinda hot. As were the Mets when they completed their visit to the White Sox facility on Thursday. Not just Wheeler being Wheeler, but Robinson Cano slugging like the cleanup hitter none of us believes he still is; Wilson Ramos going the other way as if he was born to ignore traffic cops; Amed Rosario reasserting himself as a shortstop as opposed to a nascent center field experiment; and Jeff McNeil — Flying Squirrel! — not letting nylon barriers deter him from his dogged pursuit of putouts. Jeff took away an at-bat from Eloy Jimenez while not costing any spectators in right their beverages or heads. Those nets, like these Mets, can do all sorts of things you didn’t anticipate.
When you’re going well, nothing can stop you, not even your missteps, even the steps that loom in your mind as mistakes. For example, J.D. Davis got himself unnecessarily thrown out at third to end an inning. The Mets brushed it off. In between fancy dives and throws, Rosario had a couple of balls elude his extended grasp. The Mets brushed it off. Cano looked like a dead duck trying to score on Ramos’s sixth-inning opposite-field RBI single. He slid home safely anyway. Robbie batted fourth despite ample evidence suggesting he shouldn’t be batting at all. He homered and doubled. Wheeler was precautionarily removed after seven in deference to his recent stay on the IL. Did the bullpen proceed to implode as it has done enough to prevent the Mets from finding their inner contenders until we reached August? Actually, no. Luis Avilán was solid and Jeurys Familia, he who you wouldn’t trust to throw an office birthday party, threw the final two-thirds of the ninth inning without incident.
I know we’ve grown used to lousy. I know we’ve forgotten what swell is like. We need time to acclimate ourselves to the possibilities presented by this sudden proximity to continued competence. Don’t worry, we’ll figure it out. At best, we keep rolling. At worst, we go back where we came from. It’s not like we don’t know how to get there. Until further notice, we might as well relish the roll.