For some, it must seem like a fantasy that their perennially pathetic football team has made it to the championship game. Two Sundays from now, their fantasy will come true.
For others, it must seem like a fantasy that someone who looks like them is about to be sworn in as President of the United States. Tuesday at noon, their fantasy will come true.
For one friend of mine, his fantasy is happening right now.
Jeff Hysen — bmfc1 here on occasion and, as he points out, “the only person to sit with Greg and then Jason at two different Mets games in Nationals Park” — is in Port St. Lucie. As Pitchers & Catchers is weeks away, he’s too early to watch the 2009 Mets take the field. But he’s right on time to do so himself.
Yes, Jeff is a New York Mets Fantasy Camper. I asked him to share his early thoughts on what being such a thing is actually like with Faith and Fear.
“First of all,” Jeff stresses, “this week is a gift, a generous one at that, from my parents for my 50th birthday. They offered to send me after my 49th but I wanted a year to get in better shape and look forward to the experience. I’ve dropped 18 pounds, taken some hitting lessons, and looked forward to this for 14 months.”
Jeff sports a Mets license plate and carries a Mets keychain and, most importantly, maintains a great sense of Met self. “I grew up in Great Neck and moved to Maryland 21 years ago,” he explains. “Leaving New York, and then having two sons, didn’t lessen my love for all things blue and orange. Instead, my devotion to the Mets has increased as I’ve gotten older.”
And now, through Saturday, he is a Met.
All this week, Jeff will be, as his coaches allow — “If Pete Schourek wants to go for a beer, I’m going” — sending us dispatches which we are honored to pass along in admiration and a bit of envy (for being in warm weather if nothing else).
“As an attorney for over 20 years,” Jeff insists on adding, “my writing has gotten drier over time. Statement of facts, points of law, argument, conclusion. Yawn. By attorney standards, I’m a riot, but as a blogger, not so much.” I’m not too worried about Jeff’s communication skills (he got his love of the Mets across to his parents, something not all of us are very good at), but he did want to let everyone know that “my family will be reading the Comments, so try and be nice.”
Mets Players and Coaches Also in St. Lucie This Week
John Stearns
Ron Swoboda
Pete Schourek
Bobby Floyd
Duffy Dyer
Jim McAndrew
Joe Pignatano
Pat Zachry
Willie Montañez
Felix Millan
Rafael Santana
Rod Gaspar
Kevin Baez
Mickey Brantley
Lenny Randle
Guy Conti
Buzz Capra
Randy Neimann
Eric Hillman
Bobby Wine
Doug Flynn
Rodney McCray
Anthony Young
A different kind of fantasy gathering, but one ideal for those wishing a little less exertion: the Baseball Assistance Team dinner, in Manhattan, a week from Tuesday. Lots of Mets heroes on hand there, too. For more information on the January 27 event, please visit the B.A.T. site.
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Alert 15 and 40 game plans for Citifield are on sale now and seem to be going fast. I just got 2 for second to last row, top level just past 1st base.
Have fun Jeff!
I would not be able to resist going up to Rod Gaspar and saying, “Hey! Rod Stupid!” And then would immediately wonder if he'd heard that anecdote or was about to belt me.
(Unnecessary note to Jeff: Probably better not to do this.)
I like your chances against AY, Jeff. Send him my best for giving me one of the biggest thrills of my life on 7/28/93. And have fun. A lot of people are real jealous of you right now.
You go, Jeff!
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