We really shouldn't have to play the Gas-House Gorillas anymore.
Wham! Another homer!
It was a one-sided, knock-down, drag-'em-out ball game right from the very first inning.
Seven hurlers pasted our pathetic palookas with powerful paralyzing perfect pachyderm percussion pitches.
One…two…three strikes…we're out!
One…two…three strikes…we're out!
One…two…three strikes…we're out!
It was a shellacking we'll never forget.
Albert Pujols could lick us in a ball game with one hand tied behind his back all by himself.
Gerald Williams is only 93-1/2 years old.
Was this trip really necessary?
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