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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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A Net Met Improvement

On Saturday afternoon, the Mets lost to the Braves by 18 runs. On Saturday night, the Mets lost to the Braves by 6 runs, looking darn near professional if not particularly effectual for most if not all of nine innings. They still lost by 6 runs, which is not the goal of a major league baseball team contesting a major league baseball game, but it does represent a net improvement of 12 runs.

Climbing the ladder from utterly shameful to merely dreadful in a matter of hours. Got your hat hung on that yet?

Me, I’ll be grabbing my hat if not my coat and heading out to Citi Field tonight for Sunday Night Baseball to a) avoid watching Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN; and b) enjoy the sublime company of my friend Kevin, who makes sure he and I see the Mets play the Braves at least once every year, even though Kevin is acutely aware of trends and standings as concerns the Mets and the Braves. Trust me, it’s fun.

Maybe that should be the advertising slogan for the rest of the season. Picture Steve Cohen or Buck Showalter or Outfielder Du Jour with “TRUST ME, IT’S FUN” in a comic balloon. They might also think about discounting the hot dogs a few bucks. They’ve already discounted the baseball several levels.

Well, not the Braves. They’re still playing splendid baseball. They score 21 runs in the afternoon, yet don’t look the least bit blasé about scoring 6 more come evening. I doubt Brave verve and panache are what Kevin and I are seeking out, but trends and standings indicate it might be the featured attraction, Kodai Senga’s ghost fork pending.

Unholy Crap

The Mets lost by the typographically correct if competitively averse score of 21-3 in Saturday afternoon’s makeup game versus the Braves, the day portion of a split-admission doubleheader necessitated by an April rainout and cruelty. The Mets were losing only 13-3 when they were using pitchers; utilityman Danny Mendick allowed eight runs in the ninth, indicating his utility has its limits. I couldn’t say what the score was when the Mets were using actual major league pitchers, because callup starter Denyi Reyes, 27th Man Reed Garrett and balkmeister general Josh Walker do not much answer to that description. The Braves used a starter who had little experience, but Allan Winans, a former Mets farmhand, didn’t seem to have a problem with his assignment. Winans threw seven shutout innings. Then again, he was throwing to the Mets of August of 2023.

The Met lineup, compromised by dings to Brandon Nimmo and Francisco Lindor, included Rafael Ortega, Abraham Almonte, DJ Stewart and Jonathan Araúz. I mention this because, along with the pitchers, that’s a whole lot of “I don’t remember that guy” you’re likely to respond with should their names come up in Metsian conversation a little down the road. Thus, if you’re so inclined, you can clip and save these two paragraphs to remind yourself that these were indeed the Mets of August of 2023, and therefore move the conversation along with something like “right, those guys, yikes — thank goodness that’s over with.” This is assuming that “that” is over with at some point. This is also assuming you’re still a Mets fan a little down the road. With 21-3 losses on Saturday afternoons not seeming completely shocking, I can’t blame you if you choose to pursue other interests.

Enjoy the nightcap!

In Which the Mets Engender Cheerful Thoughts

Like everybody else, I’m mortal. I have an expiration date, a timer that will ring, a final quarter that will yield GAME OVER. One day I’ll have a final moment and once it’s past, I’ll be dead.

I have no idea when that final moment will be — it could come a few minutes from now, or lie decades ahead of me. (I sure hope it’s the latter.) I have no idea what I’ll be doing ahead of that final moment, though if I get to choose it would be sleeping and dreaming about something gentle. (I won’t get to choose.)

What I do know is that every year, every month, every day, every hour and eventually every second will be precious — sips of time that will in the end be revealed as finite and insufficient.

I also know that I just wasted a whole bunch of those moments — two hours and change, which may not seem like much when expressed as hours but is a helluva lot of precious seconds — watching a team of pretend Mets play noncompetitive baseball against the Braves.

The Mets played the role of Generic Opponent to a T. They put pressure on Charlie Morton that felt convincing in the moment but amounted to nothing, as they didn’t hit when it mattered. Tylor Megill was good early but bad late — i.e., when it mattered. The Mets’ defense was crummy when it mattered, with the normally reliable Brandon Nimmo front and center in terms of crumminess.

I say “when it mattered,” but none of it mattered. The Mets were alternately frustrating and lifeless, infuriating and boring. I wasted a night on them, bringing my last moments closer with nothing to show for them.

I’ll want those moments back on my deathbed, of course. But hell, why wait that long? I want them back now.

The Boys of No Longer Summer

Oh, how quickly things can change.

Who’d even heard of Phil Bickford 10 days ago? And yet tonight there I was cheering energetically for Bickford to get out of a straitjacket against the Cubs and give the Mets a win — in a rubber game, no less.

I could say I was on the edge of my seat, but honestly I wasn’t — these games are too low-stakes for that level of emotional commitment. Still, I certainly wanted the Mets to win, and there was a pleasure in watching the various machinations aimed at ensuring they would.

Like Adam Ottavino getting excused on a night he clearly didn’t have it, which surprised Ottavino more than anyone else keeping track of events. Though shame on the Citi Field faithful for booing. I’ve never been against booing, but what’s the point of it now? The next game that matters will be in fucking April, so why do that? Ottavino’s struggled for some time when asked to appear in back-to-back games, and he actually wants to be part of the solution, so give the man a pass.

With Ottavino gone and Brooks Raley apparently unavailable, the game was in the hands of Bickford, a shaggy ex-Dodger about whom I confess I know very little. It was quickly apparent that Bickford didn’t have a reliable breaking pitch or the ability to work low in the strike zone, which was a bit worrisome: Changing eye levels only goes so far when you’re throwing nothing but high fastballs.

But Bickford got Christopher Morel on a pitch right in the middle of the plate, one I guarantee Morel will still be thinking about long after you’ve closed your browser window. He then went to work on Ian Happ, with a key assist from Francisco Alvarez, who kept the pitch clock from running down by throwing up his hands and racing out to the mound before time expired. That kept the count a pitcher’s 1-2 instead of a neutral 2-2.

Alvarez reminds me of Rene Rivera, which is an enormous compliment. I loved Rivera for his skill as a pitcher whisperer, coaxing and sometimes bullying balky hurlers across the finish line. Alvarez has a lot of that in him, except Rivera was a veteran nearing his mid-30s, and Alvarez is barely old enough for a legal drink. I’ll be happy when this season has ended, but in the meantime getting to watch Alvarez continue to grow will be a nice fringe benefit.

David Peterson, Abraham Almonte, Grant Hartwig, Josh Walker, Phil Bickford. Maybe it’s not the cast we imagined cheering for when Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer stood atop the rotation, but it’s the cast we have. And for one night, the outcome was worthy of applause.

The Bar Mitzvah Game’s Bar Mitzvah

Some are like summer
Coming back every year
Got your baby
Got your blanket
Got your bucket of beer
I break into a grin
From ear to ear
And suddenly
It’s perfectly clear
That’s why I’m here

James Taylor

The 2023 Mets have assured themselves they will not be the statistical equal of the 2022 Mets, having notched their 62nd loss Tuesday night the season after they didn’t lose more than 61.

Oh well. I think we knew that was a given.

The 2023 Mets are chasing history, albeit in the wrong direction. By notching their 62nd loss of the season, they have fallen never mind however many games behind whoever holds the final Wild Card slot at the moment. They lag 22 games behind the pace of the 2022 Mets at the 2022 Mets’ very same juncture. After 113 games a year ago, the Mets’ record was 73-40. Currently, it is 51-62. The worst dropoff the Mets have ever experienced year-versus-year for an entire season was 22 games, from 1976’s deceptively encouraging 86-76 to 1977’s Seaver-stripped 64-98. If These Mets don’t win 79 of their scheduled 162 games — and it seems quite likely These Mets will not — that means they will have tumbled at least 23 games in one year, a new franchise mark for a fall from grace.

Oh well. I think we know that is a given.

Any more good news from the Department of Sunshine & Lollipops? Hell yes. I went to the game Tuesday night and didn’t much stress the outcome. Early on, I thought it would follow the pattern set the night before, when the Mets blasted the Cubs, 11-2. My evidence was an RBI double Pete Alonso walloped to deepest center field that first scored Jeff McNeil and then scored Pete Alonso because, lo and behold, that wasn’t deepest center field — that was the black backdrop just above and beyond deepest center field. The EnormoVision replay beaming in concert with the crew chief review made it so clear that the double wasn’t the correct call that Pete was circling third base before an umpire circled a finger to signal home run. I was almost disappointed Pete whacked No. 34. It was kind of pleasant to see him drive home a run with something other than a dinger.

Uptown problems, am I right? We were off to a 2-0 lead in the bottom of the first, and there was no telling how much more we’d strafe Chicago starter Jameson Taillon. I remembered Taillon’s first start in the majors. It came for the Pirates against us in 2016. Like Pete Alonso, Ty Kelly homered off him. It sticks with me because I wrote a theater review of the evening, treating the Mets at PNC Park as if it were an out-of-town opening. You watch a lot of Mets and you write a lot of Mets, you always look for a new Mets angle.

For Tuesday night, I resort to a hardy perennial: The Ryder and Rob Chasin Game, a.k.a. the Bar Mitzvah Game, also a.k.a. the Bar Mitzvah of the Bar Mitzvah Game. Faith and Fear completists will perhaps recall that in 2009 my wife and I were invited to a Bar Mitzvah of a Mets fan who had just read my book about being a Mets fan. We all study for the haftorah in our own way. The Bar Mitzvah celebration would take place at still new Citi Field in the offseason. How could Stephanie and I say no?

One summer later, the celebration continued. Ryder, 13, and dad Rob asked us to join them at Citi Field for the reason the joint was constructed, an actual ballgame. How could Stephanie and I say no? That was a Tuesday night in August of 2010. Every August that Citi Field has been open to spectators since then, always on a Tuesday night (“my favorite Tuesday of the year,” Rob ranks it), we keep the celebration going. It’s 13 years since August of 2010. As Ryder pointed out to me, the Bar Mitzvah Game is itself eligible to read from the haftorah.

The Bar Mitzvah Game’s attendees aren’t necessarily very good at reading the Mets. That 2-0 lead, defended ably by Carlos Carrasco, did not mature the way Ryder did. Ryder was a kid in middle school when I met him. He’s an accomplished content creator now, held back temporarily only by a Writers Guild of America strike he’s dutybound to honor. He’s still a Mets fan. Nothing holds that back, though he admitted he skipped last week’s 0-6 road trip that wound through Kansas City, Baltimore and Purgatory. “I envy you,” I told him. We spent nine innings immersed in Met talk, occasionally pausing to check in on the Mets building upon their first two runs (which they didn’t) and Carrasco doing his best over five innings to make it stand up (which he did but couldn’t). The Cubs eventually tied the score versus Cookie and went ahead off Drew Smith. Taillon seemed to pitch forever. It was only seven innings. Seemed longer.

The Mets did a little threatening in the eighth — two on — and the ninth — Lindor leading off with a single. The threats proved idle. Alonso lined to deep right for the first out of the ninth, leaving Lindor on first and bringing up Daniel Vogelbach. Ryder and I had been moments earlier bemoaning the stubborn presence of Vogelbach on the 2023 Mets’ roster. In August of 2022, Vogey was the right hitter at the right time for a contender, even if he usually required a pinch-runner to complete his rounds. In August of 2023, we don’t celebrate his designated bat any longer. There’s no Terrance Gore, no Tim Locastro to steer his additional 270 feet from first to home should Vogelbach somehow accomplish the first 90 feet. There is Abraham Almonte, the 34-year-old callup we saw make his Met debut, but Almonte is no pinch-runner. For These Mets, Almonte was Tuesday’s starting right fielder.

Buck Showalter, having made all the moves a four-man bench will allow, left us wondering who would pinch-run for Vogelbach in a best-case scenario. Our best-case scenario was Vogelbach walking. Daniel saved us and Buck the trouble of remembering if anybody was left to take his place on the basepaths by grounding to Cub closer Adbert Alzolay. Alzolay turned and fired to Dansby Swanson to force Lindor at second. Swanson relayed to Jeimer Candelario at first. He could have sent the ball via Parcel Post. Vogelbach jogged with the resignation of a weary commuter who knew he wasn’t gonna make that train pulling out of the station regardless of how hard he ran after it, so why even bother?

With the third out and the Cubs’ 3-2 win complete, a young man in a PIAZZA 31 jersey two rows below us took his Mets cap and flung it to the ground in absolute disgust. The fact that he was wearing what I would guess was an authentic vintage garment handed down to him made it all the more poignant, because that fellow in 2023 might as well have been me in 1998. In my case, I threw a half-filled soft drink bottle at a wall in the Loge concourse at Shea. Despite having the actual PIAZZA 31 in their lineup, the Mets had just lost an agonizingly frustrating affair to the Expos, the sort of game the 1998 Mets specialized in losing en route to barely missing out on the playoffs. Merengue Night was overtaking the ballpark where my hopes and dreams had been dented yet again. Of course I had to throw something. Of course I couldn’t take it anymore. Of course I took it some more. I’m still taking it. But at this stage of 2023, I’m beyond throwing things, except a few well-observed barbs in print toward Daniel Vogelbach.

And with that, the Bar Mitzvah Game’s Bar Mitzvah had drawn to a close. Rob and Ryder and Stephanie and I had all agreed it was a shame the Mets couldn’t win one for us, but we also agreed it didn’t much matter this year or, really, any years among the thirteen we’ve been doing this. “If we came here to see the Mets win,” I said before we adjourned our minyan until next August, “we would have stopped coming a long time ago.”

A Laugher? In This Baseball Economy?

Baseball is a sport of long-term truths that fight their way out of short-term noise, so the Mets winning a rain-interrupted laugher over the Cubs was only a surprise from an emotional standpoint: It had been pretty obvious to us loyal diehards doughty faithful pathetic masochists that they would never win another game in 2023, and were only an even bet to score any additional runs.

But somehow they did, thanks to a monster night from Pete Alonso, who clubbed a pair of homers and drove in six, and a pretty good one from Kodai Senga, whose ghost fork entrapped its fair share of Cubs.

Absent from the proceedings was Starling Marte, felled by the groin we were all told had been surgically repaired, and Brett Baty, who’s a more interesting case. Baty was sent down in a bid to arrest the deterioration that’s been evident in both his offense and his defense, and admitted in his exit interview that the game had become a little fast for him.

Having watched Baty’s season curdle firsthand, it was hard to disagree with excusing him for a bit, despite the Mets’ fortunes having evaporated. It’s true that the rest of the season’s to-do list is topped by “valuable experience for young players” and it’s also true that what Baty has to learn is best taught at the big-league level. But one size doesn’t fit all, and the only things Baty has learned over the last month is that progress can be interrupted by frustrating reversals and failing in public is miserable. Neither strikes me as lessons one needs to have hammered into one’s skull over and over again. Baty will be back, hopefully having caught his breath and refilled his reservoirs of confidence a bit, and then we’ll see.

The Mets won, which was of course something to take pleasure in; we also got the little moments that make baseball strange and beautiful and occasionally funny, the ones that are there to value even in the lousiest games of a humdrum season.

Take the way the top of the fifth ended: With two out Nico Hoerner and Ian Happ singled. Clay Bellinger then dropped a little dunker down the left field line, which fell in and brought Hoerner home. Happ came into third standing, stumbled past the base and fell down, and was tagged out by Danny Mendick. (Who’d later hit a three-run homer — hey, he’d want it in to be included in the recap.)

Anyway, that last out is kind of hilarious on replay: Happ, finding himself on the wrong side of third base, twists his body back toward it, fingers stretching for the corner of the bag. But there’s Mendick, and between Happ’s fingertips and the base is another fingertip’s worth of space, one that can’t be filled. Happ realizes the gap is there and going to remain there and slumps onto his back, hands to his head, staring up into the darkness above Citi Field and thinking about what he’s done — and, perhaps, wondering if it would be possible for him to just remain there undisturbed for a while. Or at least for someone else to bring out his glove, so he doesn’t have to go back in the dugout and accept pitying back slaps or polite silence.

A small moment in an inconsequential game, but it made me smile. Baseball can do that for you, even when so much has gone awry.

Empty Garden

Jose Quintana came highly recommended on Angi when you were looking for a gardener. He wasn’t necessarily the best, but he was very good. So you contacted him. Jose informed you he’d be very happy to help you with all your gardening needs, except he had to tend to a medical situation before he could tend to your lawn, but if you could wait a few months, he’d be sure to come by. Yes, you said, and you wrote down the appointment, and Jose wrote down the appointment.

Except you forgot all about Jose and, when the spring and the first part of summer weren’t what you were expecting, and your lawn looked beyond repair, and you had all your grass pulled in favor of a makeshift rock garden while he was recuperating from whatever ailed him. Thus, when Jose, who it turned out was very diligent, kept his word and rang your bell, you didn’t really have the job for him that you agreed on.

“Um,” you were forced to improvise, “how are you in terms of working with a bunch of rocks?”

Jose’s a total pro. Sure, you don’t have the fancy lawn you had when you hired him, but a deal’s a deal. Jose now looks after your rocks approximately every five days and does a damn fine job of it.

They’re still rocks, of course.

In the world we know, Mr. Quintana was supposed to be a solid No. 3 starter for a pennant contender that no longer exists. It barely existed once he showed up for work shortly after the All-Star break. It’s nothing but dust now. Yet Jose is pretty much the pitcher the Mets signed last December. He’ll give your team every chance to win. If your team is These Mets, every chance will not be put to any use.

In Baltimore on Sunday, Quintana gave the Mets six terrific innings, leaving with two runners on in the seventh and trailing, 1-0. Had Rafael Ortega timed a dive better in center, Jose would not have allowed a triple that set up the lone run, which scored when Mark Vientos didn’t execute better on a grounder to third. Journeyman Ortega’s not supposed to be here at all and young Vientos is gaining some of that valuable experience for which early-arriving ass ends of seasons are made. One run in six innings. Who could ask for anything more?

The bottom of the seventh began when Old Friend™ James McCann decided nobody wearing a Mets uniform should be safe from his scorn. McCann doubled off Quintana. Ryan McKenna — one of approximately 18 Orioles named Ryan — singled McCann to third. Quintana left the mound after 92 pitches, climbed into his truck and waved goodbye, planning to see the Mets and their rocks in five or six days. Trevor Gott entered the scene and made only the mistake of allowing an Oriole to make contact. Ryan O’Hearn (see?) grounded to Danny Mendick at second. Mendick could have thrown home. McCann all but dared him to throw home, decelerating for a rundown that never developed, because Mendick passed on the potential out at home to get the all-important out at second.

That was the second Baltimore run and the ballgame. Actually, the first Baltimore run was the ballgame, because the Mets basically asked Quintana to carry the load of rocks himself. They didn’t hit for him. They didn’t field for him or his successor, thus a second earned run landed on Jose’s ledger. And the rest of the day wasn’t tangibly different. Orioles win, 2-0. Orioles sweep the Mets. Mets lose their sixth in a row.

In a parallel universe, in which…

• Steve Cohen entered the clubhouse in a slightly soggy half-zip two Thursday nights ago during the rain delay, expressed to the assembled damp players that he and wife Alex still maintain all the confidence in the world in you boys, now go get ’em when they take that tarp off;

• David Robertson warmed anew (up-downs be damned) and retired the Nationals in advance of several save opportunities to come;

• Tommy Pham and Mark Canha filled in capably for Brandon Nimmo and Starling Marte on the road trip ahead;

• Max Scherzer and Justin Verlander took their scheduled turns against Interleague competition, leaving David Peterson in the bullpen and Tylor Megill at Syracuse;

• and instead of going 0-6 in Kansas City and Baltimore, the 2023 Mets went maybe 3-3, probably 2-4, probably not whatever it would have taken to make us convince one another We Gotta Believe.

Though there’s no telling. The once dead Cubs have moved into a playoff position. The terminally underachieving Padres have charged toward if not completely into the fray. The Mets couldn’t have been the next also-ran to suddenly start achieving and let us dream a little dream of October and give us something to build off from there?

They couldn’t have been as bad as they’ve been since Robertson was traded and everybody who remained once the others were traded took that transaction as the whitest of flags, but, to be fair, they weren’t supposed to be as bad as they had been before management gave up on the season. The players who were left and the players who took the place the of the players who departed may simply be following suit. If they haven’t intentionally surrendered, they have failed to bring the verve or the nerve or whatever the hell it is major leaguers are supposed to have that allows them to compete at the highest level, whether it’s against a last-place outfit like KC or a high-flying unit like those O’s. Maybe everybody’s truly trying their best. Maybe nobody’s truly capable of succeeding. That’s the universe we inhabit, even if it’s the one we’ve been instructed to look past. Look instead at that lush-lawned universe slated to emerge in two or three years. Be sure to stay alive and well until 2025, 2026 at the latest. Just we wait.

There’s a new world comin’
And it’s just around the bend

It worked before. Maybe it’ll work again.

In our current space-time continuum, Jose Quintana, hopefully enjoying a hard-earned cold one, puts his feet up and wonders why those people asked him to do this job. He really thought he’d be working a lush lawn and maybe learn something from a couple of legendary gardeners with whom he’d barely shaken hands before they took off in their own much fancier trucks. “Ah, whatever,” he concludes. “Summer will be over before we know it.”

In Which the Titanic II Auditions Musicians

There’s a post to be written about how the rest of the season is a chance for David Peterson and Tylor Megill — your last two Mets starters down in Baltimore — to show they belong in the starting rotation, to demonstrate that they’re more than just fill-ins for now-traded Hall of Famers, to add a new dotted line to their Family Circus plot of wanderings between prospect and suspect.

And you know what? The Athletic just wrote it. You should go read it.

I’m not going to write my own because a) it would be duplicative and b) it would depress me. The Mets lost, as they’ve done routinely of late and seem likely to do routinely in the future. They’ve been reduced to the role of Generic Opponent, a sparring partner for good teams with something to play for. That’s quite a fall from World Series contender, the status they were handed by prognosticators in February and March and finally surrendered in June.

Quite a fall. It happens, and honestly I’m glad it can happen, because baseball would be a lot less interesting without Cinderella teams and wicked stepsisters getting their comeuppance — which is, let’s face it, is what our outsized payroll and underwhelming results mean we are. What rankles is finding myself left to wander the wreckage for two more months, compelled to remain by duty and habit and a stubborn love of both baseball and — despite it all — my dumb, deeply dysfunctional team.

Being stuck in this slow-motion train wreck rankles. It will continue to rankle. And so you can expect eruptions of pique, retreats into nostalgia (nailed by Don DeLillo as “a product of dissatisfaction and rage”) and occasional refusals to engage whatsoever. And nights like this one, where I let those getting paid to chronicle disappointments do the heavy lifting.

The Beatings Will Continue; Morale Will Not Improve

James McCann destroyed the team that sent him away, going 3 for 3 with 5 RBIs and even stealing a base.

That’s the headline, but the punchline comes courtesy of our Metsmerized buddy Mike Mayer: Only two catchers have ever had at least 3 hits, 5 RBIs, a walk and a steal in a game against the Mets. McCann is one; the other is …

(wait for it)

(waaaaait for it)

… Travis d’Arnaud.

Ouch!

McCann had help, not just from the young-gun Orioles in their mod black City Connect unis, but also from the Mets’ bullpen and defense, which fell apart in an ugly four-run bottom of the sixth that erased the Mets’ just-completed rally to tie things up. Starling Marte was the chief offender in the slapstick, though perhaps his defense was hampered by the giant fork sticking out of his back, the one that’s been visible all season and that we’ve shied away from talking about.

If you’d like to dwell on the faintest silver of linings, David Peterson looked OK and Josh Walker pitched well after a nightmarish week. And Camden Yards gave Buck Showalter a long, warm ovation, which was nice.

Take your silver linings where you find them for the rest of the year, and never mind how faint, as the Mets are bad and look shell-shocked on top of that. The shell shock will presumably pass; good luck with the whole not being bad thing. Instead, here’s to seeing what Francisco Alvarez can do to the rookie catcher record books, if Brett Baty can let his talent flow and push through a period in which he looks tired and dispirited, and if Mark Vientos actually gets to pay and does something with the opportunity.

Beyond that? Sure, it’d be nice to see some players who’ve had miserable seasons revert to their means, but those feel less like causes for celebration than bids for mollification.

My other suggestion is to watch good young teams with something to play for. Look no further than the Orioles, who’ve arrived quicker than they expected and are playing with verve, dash and the high step of guys who know they’re rolling with house money. We’ve been there and remember how much fun it can be; one day, believe it or not, we’ll be back there and delight in experiencing it again.

One day, but not for a while. There’s too much season left, all of it to be played under a white flag, and it’s going to be rough. Be kind to yourself and your fellow Mets fans, and we’ll find our way through to better days.

The Longest Third

Every season includes mathematical milestones that take me by surprise when I look up and notice them. Has this much of the season already flown by? It usually starts at the 16-game mark. We’re barely two weeks removed from Opening Day and, bam, 10% of the season has disappeared. We do this only fifteen more times and it’s over. Twenty games. Twenty-five games. A quarter. The halfway point. It melts away so fast.

Somewhere on the journey, the WHOOSH! slows down. By nature or specific circumstances, you realize everything is running right on time. Wow, this is the same season we were playing at the end of March. The ballological clock ticks with accuracy you couldn’t have fathomed mere months before.

We have now reached the two-thirds mark of this season, 108 games played, 54 games to go. If the last three games in Kansas City are any indicator, the last third of the 2023 season is going to run looong. We should know better than to wish away baseball, because as soon as we do, we’ll be counting down to Pitchers & Catchers, but if ever a season deserved to be nudged toward the door…

Let’s not kid ourselves. We’ve had lots of those. Lots. But this one has made quite a spectacle of putting on its coat, grabbing whatever it still has from when it arrived, and announcing it really ought to get going.

The Mets are in the midst of something of a nostalgia tour. With their trip to Baltimore, they will have dropped by, in their last four road series, four of the five locales where they contested World Series as the visiting team, with “locales” standing in for ballparks since two of the parks (Memorial Stadium and the renovated version of Yankee Stadium) where we carried the National League flag into battle are no more in existence than the pennant-contending 2023 Mets. Interleague has diminished the cachet of the so-called World Series rematches that used to make trips to Fenway Park or the Oakland Coliseum a little more intriguing. Revisiting Kaufman Stadium for now the third time since 2015 elicited almost nothing wistful on my end. Salvador Perez is still lumbering to first base, but otherwise that crew is gone. Besides, there’s nothing about the current Royals or current Mets that suggests Fall Classic.

Though for three days, KC played like champs. Then again, look who they were playing.

The Thursday afternoon finale to one of the most outright depressing recent-vintage three-game sets I can recall wound up with a 9-2 defeat to a team that, judging solely by how they throttled the Mets, could have kept pace with the Willie Wilson- or Alcides Escobar-fueled successes of years past. Bobby Witt, Jr., is the real deal, and he was not alone out there. Of course we don’t care that much about the Royals now that we’re done being trampled by them. We didn’t care at all about them before we got there. That’s Interleague play for ya: three days of convincing yourself to get worked up over an opponent, and then erasing them from your brain until next year.

It’s hard enough to get worked up over who we’re still nominally rooting for. What did the Mets give us to support as the shock of the trade deadline overhaul wore off and the one-third of a season that threatens to redefine near-term misery kicked in? Carlos Carrasco pitched gamely for six innings, holding the Royals to three runs and maybe earning a feelgood seat for a quality start. Buck Showalter left him in to begin the seventh because any inning not given over to middle relief on this team is a small victory unto itself. Carrasco gave up two hits; was visited by Jeremy Hefner; and, imbued by the wisdom of the pitching coach, proceeded to have his very next delivery blasted over the right field wall by Drew Waters. That a ballpark embellished by a fountain display would have Waters make a splash seemed appropriate. That the Mets would be down by six en route to several more seemed inevitable.

It’s easy to pick on guys we’ve never heard of when they suddenly appear in our uniform. I did it after Wednesday’s game when presented the likes of Jonathan Araúz as my starting second baseman. Is it the fault of a professional baseball player who entered 2023 with nearly 200 big league plate appearances that I don’t know him from a hole in the head? I apparently saw him play on television in 2020; it’s on his permanent record that he competed against the Mets in two games inside an empty Fenway right after the pandemic mini-slate got underway. In the fourth inning Thursday, Araúz grabbed a sinking liner and turned into a heady double play. All right, now Jonathan isn’t just a strange name. He’s done something. He’s a Met.

Four innings later, Araúz undermined a 5-4 putout when he received a throw from Brett Baty in the neighborhood of second base. The baserunner he thought he’d forced was initially called out, but the Royals, using eyes, challenged and got it overturned (the umpire must have not been in the vicinity of the neighborhood). It wasn’t one of those plays they had to show from myriad angles to determine if the fielder’s foot was off the bag. The fielder’s foot might as well have been on the bus to Syracuse.

Yeah, he’s a Met.

At that point, the Royals were ahead, 8-0, which is to say it didn’t matter a whole hill of beans that Araúz made one of the more unforced errors a fielder can make — he took his foot off the bag to make the catch and never put it back on before relaying without results to first — but, man, when the season’s rapidly racing down the tubes, you don’t need to give it a shove and you don’t need to produce a play that serves to encapsulate how bad things are going.

Then again, you could forget about Araúz’s blunder pretty quickly, because once the Mets were down by eight, Buck was bringing in infielder-outfielder Danny Mendick to pitch. Danny Mendick was considered something of a get when we signed him in the offseason, a capable utilityman available after rehabbing from ACL surgery. The resource-laden Mets could stash an actual major leaguer at Triple-A, let him play his way back into shape and then come up to be a weapon off the bench for the postseason push sure to come.

Not sure to come: pitcher Danny Mendick. Also not sure to come: the Mets utterly unspooling while playing out the string with a full third of a season to go. For the record, Mendick allowed a runner he inherited from Josh Walker to score and gave up a couple of long fly balls, but otherwise wasn’t Royally strafed. Also for the record, Mendick didn’t perform any worse from the mound than Walker, who at least on Thursday didn’t balk any winning runs home before throwing a single pitch as he did on Tuesday.

Francisco Lindor prevented the Mets from being shut out by finally coming through with a runner on base in the ninth. His Estée Lauder home run couldn’t have been more cosmetic. The final might have wound up 9-2, but if ever a series-sweeping score deserved to go into the books at 9-0, it was this one. Spiritually, these Mets have forfeited.