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Faith and Fear in Flushing made its debut on Feb. 16, 2005, the brainchild of two longtime friends and lifelong Met fans.

Greg Prince discovered the Mets when he was 6, during the magical summer of 1969. He is a Long Island-based writer, editor and communications consultant. Contact him here.

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I Hate This Team

Another night, another loss.

At this point the bad losses — like the two HBP gag job in Philly — are hills breaking the flat endless plain of the more mundane losses, the ones where you have to furrow your brow and remember the details of what exactly sucked more than the background sucking that’s present all the time.

Like oh yeah, that was the one where Justin Verlander once again looked like the $43 million fourth starter he’s inexplicably become, only he somehow emerged from an off-kilter, inefficient outing unscored upon. (I suppose you could say Verlander battled or found a way or some horseshit, but does anyone really believe that?) It was the one where Pete Alonso and Tommy Pham kept hitting bullets right at guys and Jeff McNeil — let me check, yeah he really was a batting champ last year — once again didn’t hit a damn thing, which you could be angry at McNeil about except he’s already so much angrier about it than you are that what, exactly, would be the point?

All that sucked, but it was background sucking. No, the way to remember this mundane loss before it’s displaced in memory by tomorrow night’s mundane loss is it was the one where we got Drew Smith back and Smith kept leaving pitches too high in the strike zone and the Brewers somehow didn’t hit them until oops one of them did — a two-run homer by Joey Wiemer, whoever the fuck that is, was enough to beat Smith and the Mets. Two runs. Ballgame. A 2-1 loss sounds close except the 1 that went on the Mets’ side of the ledger was a gift and 2-1 in the ninth with the heart of our order felt like 20-1.

The Mets look not just bad but also meek and beaten. They have thousand-yard stares affixed to their faces before the horrors ensue, said horrors take place, the Mets slink away looking purse-mouthed and grim, and the next day it all starts again. How many games can slip by simultaneously horribly and in utter anonymity?

What’s the point of recapping this? Of watching it? Of being connected with it in any way? It isn’t fun or edifying, and even the flashes of hope for the future are hard to discern amid the dull smear of defeat after defeat after defeat.

I hate this team. I hate their chronic grinding failure, as inevitable as watching a glass that’s slipped out of your hand shatter on a tile floor. I hate their inability to get out of the way of each night’s slow-moving but inevitable disaster. And most of all I hate the way they make me feel about something I’m supposed to love.

(What a) Load Management

The Mets won Sunday’s game by three if you’re counting high-leverage relievers rested.

Brooks Raley? Rested.
Adam Ottavino? Rested.
David Robertson? Rested.

Yup, that’s three. Each pitcher pitched some on Saturday, and one of them (Raley) pitched on Friday, and you know what they say about relievers’ arms falling off should you try to use them a second or third day in a row in a game you lead and it would behoove you to hold onto. I mean, I suppose somebody guarantees those arms will fall off if you push them a little further than you’d prefer. What do you think the Mets’ hierarchy talks about in their councils of state — Turk Wendell? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their bullpen usage/rest, just like everybody else does.

Thus, it’s not about trying to win the game in front of you on Sunday. It’s about resting 38-year-old David Robertson and 37-year-old Adam Ottavino and soon-to-turn 35-year-old Brooks Raley so they’ll be available for the Milwaukee series that starts Monday night, weather permitting. Those are your workhorses, your high-leverage assets. A game against Philadelphia hanging in the balance with a chance to take a series, something the Mets haven’t done in weeks, pales by comparison. Raley, Ottavino and Robertson each answered the bell on Saturday after the Mets got pretty much the best they could expect from mega-co-ace Max Scherzer. Max went six.

On Sunday, Carlos Carrasco went four. Seventy-eight pitches. They weren’t the most effective pitches, but they got as much of job done as Carrasco’s manager and pitching coach and anybody else consulting believed viable. Carrasco left with a 3-2 lead. The Mets’ bats were taking it to Old Friend™ Zack Wheeler. Pete Alonso blooped a well-placed single with the bases loaded to score two. Brandon Nimmo poked a ball to right to bring in one. Then, post-Carrasco, All-Star finalist Francisco Lindor hit a long fly ball that just kept going to put the Mets ahead, 4-2. Eventually, after the Phillies’ starter departed, the Mets held a 6-3 lead, the sixth Met run coming on Pete’s solo home run off Jose Alvarado, a high-leverage reliever who wasn’t infallible, because no reliever is every time out.

After Carrasco left, the Mets used Dominic Leone for an inning that can be described as Could Have Been Worse (one run built on Trea Turner walking to first, then pretty much strolling home via two steals and a bad throw) and Grant Hartwig for two innings, one of them defense-aided (sweet throw from Tommy Pham to nail Alec Bohm at second on what looked like it was gonna be sure double), both of them scoreless. We get to the bottom of the eighth with a three-run lead and the manager of the Mets calls on one of his less tested relievers, Josh Walker. The manager has been in similar if not wholly alike situations before. In June of 2022, there was a game that stands as the shiningest example of how everything the manager did that year showed how resourceful he could be or maybe that sometimes your least-desired option can surprise you. Against the mighty Dodgers, in Los Angeles, having already used his highest-leverage relievers that very day (Ottavino, Edwin Diaz, Seth Lugo), the manager turned to Adonis Medina in the tenth inning, which meant a runner was on second to stress the rookie righty even more than he was already stressed. The batters Medina was tasked with facing were Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman, Trea Turner and Will Smith. That’s stress incarnate. The pitcher, nowhere on anybody’s depth chart on Opening Day, got the job done in June, and the Mets beat the Dodgers in the game that guaranteed those Mets were every inch a championship contender. “For this team to have that trust in me at that moment, it’s a big deal,” Medina said afterward. It was the kind of year, one when leverage, smeverage, sometimes it helped to be a lucky Buck.

This year is the kind of year when everything the manager touches turns to Showalter.

Turning to rookie lefty Josh Walker to get outs with a three-run lead didn’t work out. At all. A walk. A single. A walk. An exit. The Mets still lead by three. The manager brings in Jeff Brigham, a veteran righty who was surprisingly consistent in earlier innings in earlier weeks of this season, a little less so has time has gone on. Still, Brigham bounces the first batter he faces, Bohm, to third base. That could very well be a double play ball. All the third baseman, Brett Baty has to do is field the ball cleanly and throw it quickly and accurately. But he doesn’t. He double clutches, he throws low to second, everybody is safe, every base is occupied and a run has scored.

Brigham has been undermined by his defense but is still protecting a lead. He must face three batters in all. The second of them, Brandon Marsh, walks with the bases loaded. OK, not good, but the Mets still lead. Then Kody Clemens strikes out, which is much better. Hitting Kyle Schwarber…no, not very good at all. The game is tied. Then, upon Brigham’s fifth batter, Turner…another HBP. It is now Phillies 7 Mets 6. At last, Brigham is removed.

In favor of Vinny Nittoli, who like Medina in L.A. the year before, outpitches his reputation and gets two dangerous hitters, Nick Castellanos and Bryce Harper.

From the fifth through the eighth, the Mets have used five relievers: Leone, Hartwig, Walker, Brigham and Nittoli. Two of those relievers gave up no runs. None of those relievers was a Met on Opening Day let alone in 2022. Being a part of last year’s team isn’t a guarantee of success on this year’s team, we continue to learn, but it does seem telling that the quality that qualifies them most for a Met roster spot is options. The general manager engineered his bullpen depth based the ability to call up and send down relievers without fear of losing them on waivers. A couple of relievers previously counted on have, in fact, been lost to roster machinations. Stephen Nogosek and Tommy Hunter were designated for assignment, decided they were tired of Triple-A shuttling, and opted for free agency. The nerve of them not wanting to be yo-yo’d up and down. Nogosek and Hunter often got outs. They occasionally didn’t, just as the most platinum of closers sometimes implode. The state of reliever infallibility hasn’t changed since it was first invoked several paragraphs ago.

A reliever is in a game, he should be able to get an out or more. It’s not guaranteed. An eighth-inning three-run margin with the bases clean seems a plump enough cushion to show some trust in some kid who hasn’t been asked to ferry too many (if any) leads to the ninth inning. It didn’t work for Walker. Whatever was left for Brigham to brush aside didn’t work out either, no thanks to Baty, but also no thanks to his own control problems. From the distance of the television, a fan has no idea who really has that certain something that makes him the most solid bet on any given day, whatever the inning. Maybe we, or the organization, doesn’t really know whether Vinny Nittoli had a gut-check eighth inside him. But we can probably guess that Nittoli, like most of these guys, was in a Mets uniform because he had options.

“So I say, ‘Why don’t you call home and have somebody wire you the money? Or call your company and tell them the problem? Or, better yet, why don’t you take a personal check out of your checkbook, roll it up real tight, and then cram it!’”
“She gave me several options.”
—Customer service representative (played by Roseanne Barr) and customer (played by Phil Hartman), in an SNL credit card commercial parody that comes to mind every time I hear how important is to have relief pitchers with options

As for Raley, Ottavino and Robertson, in a Mets uniform specifically to maintain late-inning leads and extricate the club from late-inning jams (as would be Drew Smith if he weren’t serving out his sweat & rosin suspension), the manager wouldn’t think of using them. That, he indicated in his postloss comments, was a given. You might as well question an NBA coach who is sitting his superstars in the middle of January in the name of load management. Even if David Robertson isn’t exactly the baseball equivalent of Kevin Durant, a manager can make a straight-face case that you can’t always use relievers who’ve been used the day before, no matter that two of the relievers — Robertson and Ottavino — swore they were ready and willing to pitch, probably because they’re pitchers and they know they are in a Mets uniform to do so when needed most, which doesn’t necessarily include a bottom of the ninth that may never come if the bottom of the eighth isn’t navigated sans four runs scoring. Keeping them out of the game in the eighth almost makes sense on the surface, if one presumes there’s an epidemic of arms falling off over North America, and preventing another such incident is your goal as a major league manager. It makes less sense when a close, more or less must-win baseball game is in progress.

Say, wasn’t that Craig Kimbrel on the mound to nail down the Phillies’ 7-6 victory in the ninth? Joke’s on Rob Thompson. Sure the Philadelphia manager got to congratulate Kimbrel and the rest of the Phillies once his closer set down the Mets 1-2-3, but that’s one more inning of mileage on Kimbrel’s 35-year-old right arm, one that has saved 405 major league games, including 11 this year. Had Thompson gone with a lower-leverage, optionable reliever, Kimbrel might be fresher in September or October when the Phillies might be competing in a very big game.

Think how rested all the Mets, not just their highest-leverage relievers, will be by then.

A Pitcher's Best Friend

“I swear I could tear your throat out right now!”

That was said by a parking-lot attendant at Citizens Bank Park after our friend Jerome pulled an admittedly unconventional U-turn in an effort to escape a tediously slow line of vehicles waiting for spaces.

Welcome to Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love! And yes, sometimes the jokes do write themselves.

However, I’m obliged to report that a) this rather gruesome threat was somehow expressed in a thoroughly amiable voice; and b) the parking-lot attendant’s reason for threatening violence had nothing to do with me, Emily and Joshua in the backseat clad in Mets garb. (In fact, our friends Jerome and Val are Phillies fans.) The attendant’s objection was that there were no spots in the section to which we were headed; told that we could see several available spots, he shrugged and cheerfully let us continue on our way, throats intact.

Not long before that, it didn’t seem like this was a game we were going to get to attend. It had rained Saturday morning on Long Beach Island, culminating a beach week that was half washed out; Philadelphia’s hourly forecast was just a copy-pasted SCATTERED THUNDERSTORMS 45% CHANCE OF RAIN, the meteorological equivalent of a shrug.

Not to worry — it was sunny the entire time. That only left the question of what would happen to the Mets, who based on recent evidence might not be capable of beating a squad of parking-lot attendants, homicidal or otherwise.

We were a section over from the 7 Line, first heard from when Starling Marte crashed a monstrous home run into the left-field seats and vocal for the rest of the game — to the occasional annoyance but mostly placid acceptance of the Phillies fans around us.

The Mets took a 2-0 lead and Max Scherzer looked sharp, with his off-speed stuff particularly deadly. More than that I can’t tell you, as we were in the upper deck — I could tell what was a fastball and what wasn’t, but details beyond that were fuzzy bordering on theoretical. But there was enough to see — or hear, as happened when I was getting a beer and Nick Castellanos slammed a Scherzer offering into the weird little shrubbery beyond the center-field fence, followed shortly thereafter by Trea Turner tying the game with a single.

Scherzer fanned Bryce Harper on a cutter and the Mets quickly built a new two-run lead, which the Mets protected with a pair of nifty double plays. Our vantage point high above the game was perfect for those — from up there, the geometry of the fielders tells its own story, whether its outfielders trying to close on a ball up the gap or infielders lurking where hitters would prefer they wouldn’t.

The DP David Robertson coaxed from his old teammates to end the eighth was a thing of particular beauty, with Luis Guillorme‘s catch and flip to Francisco Lindor looking like it had been doctored with a little CGI before Lindor fired the ball on to Pete Alonso. Robertson got in trouble again with one out in the ninth, surrendering a single to Brandon Marsh, whose soaked mane makes him look like Swamp Thing. That brought the tying run to the plate in the person of Josh Harrison, but it also left Guillorme and Lindor primed for action.

Harrison slapped Robertson’s second pitch on a beeline to Guillorme, with Lindor already in motion to his right. “C’MON C’MON C’MON C’MON!” I was shouting from the upper deck, and Guillorme and Lindor came on, securing both outs and the game.

It hadn’t rained. Parking-lot threats had been cheerfully empty. And most improbably, the Mets had won. Brotherly love carried the day after all.

Too Late for Goodbyes

Twenty-six years ago this month, Dave Mlicki ensured he would be remembered forever fondly by Mets fans, and I doubt the reason requires specific explanation here. But on the off chance anybody is just tuning into Mets baseball, Dave started the very first regular-season intracity game for New York’s National League team (which was shaking off the slumber that had enveloped them for most of the decade in progress) and he pitched a shutout against New York’s American League team (which also happened to carry the overbearing title of defending world champions). In the self-esteem standings, no Mets victory could have been bigger. It was the beginning of what was branded the Subway Series, an homage to Fall Classics past, except this was played on the cusp of summer as intrinsic to a heretofore sacrosanct schedule in which NL and AL would never meet until October. In retrospect, it should have been a Subway Solo. There never needed to be another Mets-Yankees game. We’d experienced the moral equivalent of perfection, and we had the heretofore ordinary righthanded starter to thank for it. For what he did in the Bronx that June night in 1997, Dave Mlicki immediately elevated himself into the upper echelon of “never has to buy himself another drink” appreciation in the borough of Queens.

Twenty five years ago this month, Dave Mlicki was traded by the Mets to the Dodgers for Hideo Nomo, and my reaction was, “We got Hideo Nomo?” In those early-ish Internet days when a Met of any tenure departed the premises, it was my instinct to log onto AOL, click on enough icons to reach the well-hidden Metcave message board where Jason and I first crossed paths, and attempt to craft a brief but heartfelt tribute for anybody who might be reading. I’d been doing those in my head for Mets who became ex-Mets in my head all my life, anyway. Somebody ought to fondly remember every Met who did something for us. Nobody could have done more for us in the late 1990s than grant us 24 hours as undisputed rulers of New York baseball.

But in June of 1998, I found myself largely unmoved by the departure of Dave Mlicki and I don’t recall writing a word of bon voyage, not even in my head, for the man who’d beaten the Yankees in June of 1997. The Mets had stepped up a notch in their aspirations over the previous year. Beating the Yankees had been great — the greatest — but now the object of being a Mets fan was to see the Mets beat all comers. In May of 1998, the Mets had acquired Mike Piazza. The nice, little team that at most received patronizing pats on the head from outside observers for its surprising 1997 run past respectability to the edge of legitimate contention now had to be taken seriously by everybody, not just us. With Piazza surgically inserted into the heart of their order, the Mets began to roll, winning nine in a row from the moment the trade for Mike was announced. Their streak ended only when Dave Mlicki threw another frustrating start. Almost all Dave Mlicki starts in 1998 were frustrating. His ERA after ten turns through he rotation was 5.68.

Thus, when it came time for the encomium I expected to flow from my fingers, I demurred.

Mlicki’s gone?
We got Nomo!
He was really good not that long ago, and not for just one night!
Maybe he’ll help us make the playoffs!

(He didn’t.)

This example of how the most loyal threads of lifetime fandom can get tangled up in contemporary concerns came to mind Friday night when Howie Rose and Keith Raad reported they had some breaking news to pass along while the Mets were playing and, of course, losing in Philadelphia. The club had made a trade. A couple of Angels minor league pitchers were mentioned as the Met gets for…

“Did we trade Vogelbach?” was my interjecting, fingers-crossed thought, but, no, going west to get them was Eduardo Escobar.

“Those guys we got any good?” I wondered next.

Missing from my thought process, at least at first, was anything resembling “Good old Eduardo! Eduardo with the smile! Eduardo with the cycle! Eduardo the National League Player of the Month last September! Eduardo who rescued us from the clutches of the Marlins right before we went to Atlanta with first place on the line! Eduardo who hit the Mets’ first postseason homer since 2015!”

All that came eventually, but not with any overwhelming force of sentimentality for a guy I liked fine— more than fine — but also a guy who wasn’t playing very much for a team that has revealed itself in 2023 to be nothing like the team it was when Escobar was playing most days in 2022…although it would be disingenuous to suggest the Mets’ general success or lack thereof over the past season-and-a-half has ever been Escobar-dependent. Eduardo’s moments and demeanor were enough to make a Mets fan mostly look past his daily struggles in 2022, because 2022 was 2022, and it was enough that Eduardo occasionally chipped in to what we can call its 2022ness. His productive interludes and his upbeat attitude felt like an essential element of all that made last year so special for so long. You want a guy like that around.

But, y’know, that was last year. It’s a recurring theme this year that by now ought to be pounded into our heads. Similar personnel, different results. Very different. After 75 games in 2022, the Mets of Eduardo Escobar et al. stood tall at 47-28. Their successors with largely the same cast currently wobble at 34-41. A little further inside the numbers, we find that over the past 54 games — a third of a 162-game season — the Mets have gone 20-34, a significant sample size that followed on the heels of the Mets’ best span of 2023, when they won 11 of 14. An 11-3 spurt is just that: a spurt, not even 10% of a regulation campaign. A 20-34 record times three equals an easily calculable and pretty telling 60-102 over a full year of Amazin’ futility. There isn’t a playoff format alive that accepts that caliber of applicant. Except for the reputations of the individuals who have executed it, there is little about the 20-34 stretch that doesn’t feel as if it accurately reflects what the 2023 Mets have become.

The other day, after the getaway day debacle in Houston, Daniel Vogelbach, who’d been hitting well enough to serve as team spokesman for the spate of inevitable postgame “what’s wrong?” questions, said, “We’re going to get out of it. We’re going to go on a winning streak. I don’t know when that is. I wish I could tell you when. But I truly believe it’s going to happen and we’re going to get right back to where everyone believes we should be.”

I bought into this type of thinking as the Mets tumbled away from the top tier of their division and down through the Wild Card rankings for as long as I could. Yeah, they’re not that bad. Just wait, everybody goes on some kind of tear and our turn will come. Finally, it has sunk in that a) they are this bad; and b) they already got hot. That 11-3 joyride in April, the one that brought them to 14-7 and “where everyone believes we should be” is as functionally distant from the Met present as Dave Mlicki or Hideo Nomo. These Mets have been mostly lousy for about four times as long as they looked splendid. Gotta go with the larger sample size after having subjected myself to it night after night these past two months.

With all the respect and affection I can muster for a Met who was part of a playoff team, and the sort of person who made rooting for the Mets a pleasure whether he hit for the cycle or went 0-for-4, I have to admit I’m largely unmoved by the trade of Eduardo Escobar. And, honestly, I don’t really care who they got for him. I’m mostly glad they did something and got rid of somebody. The way they’ve been playing, they can get rid of everybody. The names of the pitchers received for Escobar are Coleman Crow and Landon Marceaux. At this juncture of their affiliation with the Mets, they are slightly less familiar to me than Vinny Nittoli, the journeyman reliever who made his Met debut in the 5-1 loss at Citizens Bank Park Friday. Nittoli pitched a scoreless inning once it became apparent that, in the scheme of the game he entered, it didn’t really matter what he did. In the scheme of the season in which the Mets’ 75th game was played, it has become apparent that no individual game really matters, either.

Kodai Senga pitched not terribly, but not great for five-and-two-thirds innings. He was undermined by his defense twice, each time on marginally tricky pop flys that fell in on misplays by two Mets who also used to be known for their smiles, Brandon Nimmo in the first and Francisco Lindor in the sixth. The Mets produced more hits than pivotal defensive flubs, but barely: three in all. One was a home run by Nimmo, off Old Friend™ Taijuan Walker. If good old Eduardo isn’t traded again, we can greet Escobar as an Old Friend™ when the Angels visit Flushing in late August. Perhaps the mammoth video board that seems to have electronically sapped the Mets of all their competence will beam a video revisiting Eduardo’s cycle from last June, which might as well be from 1997. I don’t know how much historical staying power that enormous night in San Diego will have in the collective Mets fan memory. I do know that when Dave Mlicki was interviewed at Citi Field shortly before the Subway Series this year, Steve Gelbs didn’t ask him about all those awful starts from 1998, and trading for Hideo Nomo surely wasn’t what I thought of when I heard the name Dave Mlicki.

Patent Application Considered

DATE: June 21, 2023
FROM: United States Patent Office
TO: New York Mets
RE: Patent Application Status Report

We are in receipt of your patent application for your invention, “A New Way to Lose,” and are considering its originality and efficacy. It appears your blending of many previously invented ways to lose into one enormous way to lose, culminating in a gobsmacking 10-8 loss at Houston, is, in fact, unique. So much bad fielding, bad pitching, badly timed lack of hitting, bad thinking and even a bit of bad luck all being distilled into one baseball game does appear to be unprecedented, although our experts continue to discuss whether this is a method of losing that can or even should be patented. For the good of the sport and your fans as well as the nation at large, our office’s provisional sentiment is none of which you illustrated in your submission of June 21 should be disseminated to anyone who enjoys what many still opt to consider “the National Pastime,” lest it destroy whatever goodwill remains for baseball. A final decision will be issued shortly. In the interim, we wish you just stop with this sort of play. Thank you.

National League Town seconds that emotion.

Another Night in Excuse City

Framber Valdez pitched awfully well. The Astros got some superlative defense from Jeremy Pena, Kyle Tucker and Corey Julks. None of those things were particularly the fault of the Mets.

The rest? Eh. Justin Verlander pitched OK, if his goal was to be the best-paid No. 4 starter in baseball history. I dunno, somehow I thought $43 million a year bought more than that.

[insert bullshit postgame Verlander quote here]

The Mets didn’t hit, again. They couldn’t figure out an answer for Corey Julks, whoever the hell that is. Whatever had to go wrong did, in the right proportions to doom the Mets again … as it generally has done this year.

[insert bullshit postgame quotes from … I dunno, take your pick. Buck Showalter? Francisco Lindor? Pete Alonso?]

Honestly, I’m more tired than mad at this point. Tomorrow is the first day of summer, and I wish this season had fewer games left in it than it does. That’s a lousy place to be, as a Met fan, a baseball fan, and a person.

From Min Back to Max

Last time we saw Max Scherzer he was decidedly min against the Yankees, chiefly because his slider was batting-practice quality, hanging obligingly in the strike zone and waiting to be clobbered by any Yankee who fancied a go.

Scherzer vowed stonily that he would fix the problem, which sounded good but also sounded like the kind of thing a parade of underachieving Mets have said during the serial low points of this baffling, exasperating season.

But it was clear from the beginning of the Mets’ Monday night tilt with the Houston Astros that Scherzer had, in fact, done what he’d said he would. The slider was sharp, an ideal complement for Scherzer’s fastball, and the combination was bad news for the Astros, shorn of slugger Yordan Alvarez and squeezed into their dopey City Connect alts. (“Space City” is a fine moniker, but why do the sleeves have a grid pattern? Why why why why why why?)

Bad news for the Astros, but excellent news for the Mets. Scherzer put together his longest outing as a Met, completing eight innings and only passing on a complete game because the scoreboard suggested there was no need to expend unnecessary bullets. (Grant Hartwig, the newest Met and the first newcomer since the Gary Sanchez Experiment, finished up.)

Scherzer had company in making good on postgame vows, too. Daniel Vogelbach continued his adventures in launch-angle home runs; Francisco Lindor had five RBIs and invited a whole team of Astros to join Kalina and Amapola in calling him Daddy; and Tommy Pham continued to slash hits and looked solid in the field. Every starter save for Brandon Nimmo had hits and the Mets scored 11 runs — a formula that I’ll crawl out on an analytical limb and posit will work.

Like families in doorstop Russian novels, happy baseball teams are all alike. Given the multitude of things that have gone wrong for the 2023 Mets, there’s a long list of items that still require tinkering: Next up is Justin Verlander, another serial provider of postgame brave talk who will be returning to the scene of previous triumphs.

A good start from Verlander, the offense continuing to click … that would go a long way to suggesting the Mets might still have a story worth telling in 2023. Wouldn’t it be nice to see them standing around the kind of happy clubhouse we’ve seen before, saying interchangeable dopey things about teamwork and chemistry and passing the baton because there’s nothing to fix?

Indifferent Karma, False Hope, Few Expectations

Someday in the future, a precocious Amapola Chloe Lindor might look at her birthday, consider her father’s occupation, and ask, “Daddy, what did you to in the first game you started after I was born?” And her dad Francisco will be able to rightly tell her, “I hit a home run for you. What made it even better was that it happened on Father’s Day.” Rightly impressed, the young lady might reasonably respond, “Wow, you hit a home run, which it would naturally follow boosted our family’s favorite team, the New York Mets, to a rousing victory, given the implications of the occasion and the romance with which we imbue baseball.”

To which Papa Lindor might also very reasonably reply, “Don’t you have some homework to do?”

I was very happy to watch Francisco launch a no-doubter of a home run to left field in the bottom of the first inning at Citi Field on Sunday, not only because it immediately halved the deficit the Mets faced from the two-run homer Nolan Arenado hit in the top of the first, but because I wanted to be a romantic about baseball. Lindor wasn’t in the starting lineup on Saturday in deference to the birth of Amapola early that morning. His paternity leave didn’t even last an entire game. He was back at the ballpark before first pitch and, after Buck Showalter determined he was sufficiently rested, he pinch-hit to lead off the ninth. Francisco reached base via hit by pitch to maybe get a rally going in a game the Mets trailed by two. The shortstop made it as far as second base. There was no rally. The Mets lost by two.

Ah, but Sunday was a new day, and Sunday was a literal whole new ballgame once Lindor, returned to the starting lineup and, still not having missed a single game in 2023, greeted Cardinal starter Matthew Liberatore’s fastball with 104½-MPH exit velocity. How could you not feel something percolating after that swing? Lindor, a new father for the second time, channeling the joy he’d expressed after Saturday’s game into a Father’s Day demonstration of appreciation for the miracle of life; putting the Mets on the scoreboard; answering two runs with a run; inspiring the 15,000 attendees within the sellout crowd who were handed orange bucket hats to contemplate tossing them into the air in celebration, creating a sky of blue and orange for the enjoyment for the 28,110 attendees within the sellout crowd who weren’t handed bucket hats…c’mon, this was too good not to work.

Francisco Lindor homers on Father’s Day after his child is born. And Pete Alonso! Pete Alonso burst from the injured list right back to first base! No embedding the Polar Bear with a half-dozen afterthought relievers in the Who’s Not Healthy Now report. No dispatches from Binghamton or Brooklyn on how the latest rehab game went. Nope, just Pete, ready to go. Maybe Pete, like Francisco (or Katia Reguero Lindor’s obstetrician), would deliver memorably before this weekend series versus St. Louis was through.

Usually I avoid setting myself up for storylines. Leave that to the pregame gambling sponsor and the naïve. Most everything you think is going to happen because it should happen doesn’t happen. Maybe it happens just enough to create a sense of precedent, or you can convince yourself that this is the sign, this is the day things get turned around. The sign is almost inevitably a misdirection and the turnaround rarely comes.

Still, Father’s Day, as Metsian a holiday as there is. Mr. Met has two daddies, one who decamped to San Fran, the other to L.A. Talk about being born with a Metipal complex. Our first Father’s Day, was June 17, 1962. We were swept in a doubleheader by the Cubs. The opener was the game when Marv Throneberry didn’t touch first. Over the radio that Sunday afternoon, Bob Murphy transmitted a plea on behalf of the real Baby Mets:

Marv Throneberry and several other members of the New York Mets, now that school is out, would like very much to move their families to New York for the summer if they can find a furnished house to rent someplace. If you know of one, don’t call but write Housing, The Polo Grounds, New York, 39.

You’d think the Metsies had paid their initiation dues by a) Marvelous Marv running them out of a triple (he didn’t touch second, either) and b) having their announcers act as their real estate agents, and therefore should be granted karmic Father’s Day consideration into perpetuity, especially considering what was about to come after never fully settling down in the Polo Grounds. Two years later, the Mets had permanent housing: Shea Stadium. The first Father’s Day they spent there involved another doubleheader sweep at the hands of the visitors — the Phillies — and another celebrated episode of a Met not touching a base — any of them. That was Jim Bunning’s perfect game of June 21, 1964. Mets fans, recognizing a lost cause when they saw one, showed sportsmanship unimaginable nearly sixty hence, and cheered Bunning of the Phillies (ptui!) on toward perfection. They knew they weren’t going to get anything like it from their team.

The Mets wouldn’t come away from a Father’s Day without a loss until 1972, when, on that June 18, Yogi Berra could hand to the home plate umpire a lineup card with “MAYS CF” written atop it and hand the ball to SEAVER P; Willie recorded a single and a pair of putouts, Tom pitched a complete game at Cincinnati, homering to drive in the decisive run, and, with the Pirates losing to the Padres, Yogi had steered his team back into first place. In other words, it took THREE Hall of Fame legends for the Mets to make an unqualified success out of Father’s Day, though, to be fair, there were a few splits of twinbills in the ’60s, there was a rainout in 1970, and, despite the Mets being defeated by the Dodgers in Los Angeles, there was a big-picture triumph on Sunday June 15, 1969, via the trade for Donn Clendenon, a player who would add an air of elder statesmanship to a clubhouse of kids just learning to win.

Baseball being the daily grind that it is, one day, even Father’s Day, probably looks pretty much like the other from the inside. It’s little wonder that it was on Father’s Day 1987 that Ralph Kiner, who was on the New York Mets air for his 26th consecutive Father’s Day and who knows how many other days, sent out sentiments from Shea’s television booth that have outlived Ralph himself. According to Howard Blatt in the Daily News, Kiner said, “On this Father’s Day, we again wish you all a happy birthday.” Generations have chuckled at Ralph’s tongue-tangoing expense, but maybe he was just getting ahead of the game, specifically with Amapola Lindor in mind. On June 17, 2029, Father’s Day that year, Francisco Lindor’s second daughter will mark her sixth birthday.

Father’s Day 1987 stands out in the annals of my mind not for Ralph’s classic Kinerism, but because the Mets won that day. They’d won the day before and the night before that, too. They swept the Phillies. We’d been waiting for the Mets to make a habit of sweeping everybody, the way they seemed to the year before when they were winning more than a hundred games. To date, on June 21, 1987, the Mets were reminding us less and less of the team they had been the year before. They entered that weekend series in fourth place, 7½ games behind the Cardinals. Our team needed a boost. Our team’s fans needed hope. Taking three in a row, culminating in a Father’s Day 8-3 shellacking of Philadelphia at Shea, gave it to us. We’d picked up two games in the standings. More than half of the season remained. We could keep making up ground. Gary Carter, who rested in the bullpen and on the bench that Sunday said to Sports Illustrated writer Douglas Looney before the series finale that he found himself thinking, “Hey, maybe I really am feeling good.” Gary was referring to his nagging aches and pains, but he could have been speaking for our psyches. The year after our Year to Remember had played out as a hangover that would never quite let up. Yet here we were, showing signs of life, beating back a presumed lesser opponent and encroaching bit by fit on first place. Hey, maybe we really feeling good.

Happy birthday to us all, indeed.

The Mets didn’t get any closer to the Cardinals before the first inning finished on Father’s Day 2023, and they fell further behind as the second inning progressed, with an errant Eduardo Escobar throw to first pinning Carlos Carrasco behind an 8-ball destined to roll over him. Cookie gave up three runs on two run-scoring hits, and the Mets were down, 5-1, heading to the bottom of the second. But then, a little lightning struck. With two out, Jeff McNeil appeared barely grazed by an inside pitch, but it put him on first. Then Escobar, making up for his error, laced a fly ball to deep center that became an uncaught RBI triple (Tommy Edman ran it down, only to have it clank off his glove). The veteran who plays less and less immediately making up for his error, albeit with the help of a hit that could have been ruled an error: that’s karma! Then, after Mark Canha walked and advanced to second on a wild pitch, Brandon Nimmo stepped up.

Nimmo was the author of the hugest hit the last time the Mets won on Father’s Day, at Arizona in 2018. The Mets were playing dismally that afternoon and that entire June; they hadn’t won consecutive games in nearly a month. The Diamondbacks had extended their lead to 3-1 in the eighth, almost assuring that the Mets’ win the previous evening would be orphaned. The Mets make two quick outs in the top of the ninth. Then, somehow, a rally: Jose Reyes bunts his way on; Jose takes second on defensive indifference (which is what the Mets were playing with most days); our other Jose of the moment, Jose Bautista, hits a ball that glances off right fielder Jon Jay’s glove and turns into a double that scores our primary Jose to make it 3-2; then Brandon, in his first season as a regular, homers off Brad Boxberger to put the Mets in front, 4-3. Asdrubal Cabrera follows with another dinger, and the Mets go on to win, 5-3. It is shocking that the Mets arose from the almost dead. It is shocking that the Mets had now won two in a row. This was the June of 5-21 — FIVE Met wins the entire month, for criminy’s sake, as Nimmo might have muttered to himself when things weren’t going well. But things were going well for Nimmo. Not only had he created a rare Met winning streak, but he’d be going more or less home the next night, to Coors Field, playing in front of his parents, who were coming down from Wyoming to see him. Brandon gave them a belated Father’s Day present in the form of a leadoff inside-the-park home run, touching off a 4-for-6 performance and fueling a rout of the Rockies for the Mets’ third straight win.

After which, the Mets would lose their next seven, but we didn’t know that yet. We only knew Brandon was the star of the extended Father’s Day weekend show and, five years later, I knew Brandon was up in a game that wasn’t yet lost as of the second inning, and in 2023, he swung and connected for extra bases. Escobar scores! Canha scores! Nimmo, seeing his ball rattle down the left field line after Jordan Walker’s flailing dive totally missed it, steams past second and heads for third! Karma!

Alas, Ebullient Brandon, like Marvelous Marv, doesn’t touch a base he needs to. Or, more precisely, Arenado touches him on the arm before he can touch the bag. Ralph’s broadcast partner Tim McCarver drilled into us by 1987 that a player must never make the first or third out of an inning at third base, which is what Nimmo did by trying to stretch his sure double into an iffy triple. But, well, that’ll happen. I look at Brandon and I think of a term I heard Buck Showalter use a couple of weeks ago when he was asked for his recollections of managing incoming Mets Hall of Famer Al Leiter in the minors. Al, Buck noticed way back when, “had a lot of ‘want-to’.” So does Brandon. So does just about every one of these Mets. You’d figure every major leaguer does, but it doesn’t always show. There’s a so-called dad joke in there somewhere, something akin to “their ‘get up and go’ got up and went.” The Mets might want to win, but even on Father’s Day, even with Brandon Nimmo unleashing his quintessence, their want-to tends to get up and get thrown out at third.

Karma? I wanted to believe the Mets had one more encouraging Father’s Day example hanging from their necktie rack. On June 16, 2013 (which math insists was a full decade ago, but I’m going to ask for an umpire review because, nah, it can’t be ten years already), at home against the Cubs, the Mets were even more moribund than they’d be five years later in Phoenix. The Mets were trailing, 3-0, heading to the ninth. They’d lost three in a row, six of seven, ten of twelve, and were 24-39 overall. Not only were they moribund, you couldn’t imagine they were capable of being bund. Still, they had enough major leaguers and enough want-to on their side to make a Mets fan forget all that for the next half-inning. Marlon Byrd led off with a homer off Carlos Marmol; Lucas Duda walked; John Buck singled; Omar Quintanilla singled both runners up a base; and Kirk Nieuwenhuis ripped a fly ball to deep right that kept going, going…

GONE, GOODBYE! (That’s Kinerese for OUTTA HERE! OUTTA HERE!) Nieuwenhuis had himself a three-run, walkoff home run that set off a bacchanalian celebration at home plate, raised the droll dander of Bob Costas as he showed the highlight during a break in NBC’s U.S. Open golf coverage (“a team fourteen games under .500 celebrates as if it just won the seventh game of the World Series, another indication of the ongoing decline of Western Civilization”), and, for a spell, ignited the hopeless fourth-place Mets to become let’s say somewhat less hopeless. Starting with the Father’s Day comeback and running through almost the next six weeks, the 2013 Mets were bund as hell, going 22-14 and not limiting their joyous days exclusively to Harvey Days.

Kirk’s karma may have been ten years old this Father’s Day, but it came rushing back to me, just as Nieuwenhuis rushed into the line of his waiting teammates at home plate ten years ago (did you know Kirk Nieuwenhuis played high school football?). Maybe I’ve reached a point where I will take anything I can get to make the 2023 Mets more palatable. Usually losing a 5-1 score in the middle of the second would have been enough to elbow aside any optimism for the rest of the game. But if you can’t divine belief that the Mets will do something astounding on Father’s Day, then you haven’t been paying attention for the bulk of the franchise’s life. Sure, Nimmo was thrown out at third, but they’d scored three runs before he got tagged. It was 5-4 with seven innings to go.

Karma!

I was even willing to bring the Braves (ptui!) into it. I’ve stopped paying attention to the Braves where their vast distance from the Mets in the National League East is concerned, but I did notice that they had designated Charlie Culberson for assignment on Sunday. It was reported widely because the Braves had invited Charlie Culberson’s father to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the game. Instead, they threw out Charlie Culberson. Then, as if karma decided attention must be paid, the Rockies took a 5-0 lead by middle of the second at Truist Park. I could swear something was percolating.

Then again, I’m not a coffee drinker, so how the hell would I know from percolating? Having been brought almost to a level playing field, Carrasco tilted matters back toward the Cardinals in the third, giving up a home run to Paul DeJong, which one could almost overlook since Paul DeJong home runs are proportionally more common to the Citi Field experience than bucket hats given to fans on Bucket Hat Day. Another HBP to the anatomy of McNeil led to another Met run in the bottom of the fourth, by which point Carrasco had exited and John Curtiss had buckled in for the middle relief long haul (two-and-two-thirds). A Jordan Walker solo homer would be the only substantial blemish on Curtiss’s ledger, and it could have been said to have been effectively erased when Tommy Pham answered with a two-run homer off Cardinal reliever Chris Stratton in the fifth. It was 7-7, the Mets had come all the way back, and my lingering suspicion that every Pham RBI is ultimately a mush seemed misplaced. Hot damn, we could win this Father’s Day game!

We could have. Had we, I don’t know that I would have put much stock into what would come thereafter. Thirty-six years ago, the Mets’ inability to make much out of their three-game sweep of the Phillies, cautioned me to be wary of counting on the generation of momentum. With their Father’s Day triumph, the 1987 Mets raised their record five games over .500. Eighteen days later, the 1987 Mets sat four games over .500. That sweep of the Phillies ginned up what turned out to be false hope. Not that I’m dismissing false hope. At this Met moment in 2023, I could use some false hope. I don’t have any other kind for this successor to a team coming off a season of more than a hundred wins.

The 1987 Mets dropped to 92-70 from 108-54 in 1986. It wasn’t the same year the year after. It’s never the same year the year after. The 2023 Mets will not approach the 101-61 record their predecessors achieved in 2022. As Laura Albanese trenchantly observed in Newsday after Saturday’s loss, “Often, guys like Lindor or even manager Buck Showalter will profess optimism that a team so similar to the one that won 101 games last year is just one turning point away from reclaiming its former glory. […] It’s time to put the dream of ‘once things go back to normal’ in the REM cycle. It’s time, too, to act as if the 101-win season was the exception, not the rule.”

A little like remembering that bolts of lightning on a Father’s Day here or a Father’s Day there, let alone a home run by the shortstop on the heels of the birth of a daughter to the shortstop, stand out because they are unusual. The usual with this team is not winning the games that they could win. on Sunday, after the fifth inning, it was business as usual. Curtiss, Dominic Leone, Brooks Raley and David Robertson all pitched credibly, keeping the Cardinals from breaking the 7-7 tie. Robertson needed only eight pitches to put away St. Louis in the eighth. Yet the Mets didn’t do any post-Pham scoring, either, and in the ninth, when Robertson remained fairly fresh, Showalter turned to Adam Ottavino to face the heart of the Redbird order, and the second beat of that heart, Arenado, beat Ottavino with a homer to left, making it 8-7 for the Cards. Maybe Robertson would have faltered, too. Maybe the saving of Robertson for tonight in Houston will pay off. Maybe it was just one pitch by one pitcher going awry and you can say that in any season, even a season like 2022, though we sure didn’t have to say it very much last year.

In the bottom of the ninth, against fireballing Jordan Hicks, Brandon Nimmo expertly dunked a soft liner into shallow left field with one out and Starling Marte coming up. All Marte had to do here was not ground into a double play, and not only would the Mets remain alive, but the next batter would be Lindor. If you were so inclined, you fumbled around for the script you wrote in your head as it pertained to Father’s Day heroics. If the game wasn’t resolved by Big Daddy Francisco on deck, the Polar Bear lurked in the hole. Pete Alonso, escaped from the injured list and doing to Hicks what Arenado did to Ottavino, would make for just as wild an ending as any imagined off the bat of Lindor.

Marte grounded into a double play. Mets lose, 8-7, same score the Mets lost by on June 17, 1962, in the Marv Didn’t Touch First or Second Game. At least there wasn’t a nightcap to lose on June 18, 2023. Meanwhile, as if to tell us karma doesn’t play favorites, the Braves stormed back in Atlanta to crush Colorado, 14-6. Not that you don’t expect that from the Braves. What you don’t expect, as you scan the standings, are so many splendid seasons in progress from so many sources lately transformed from moribund to alive and well. Have you noticed that, roughly ten days shy of the schedule’s midpoint, the Miami Marlins currently own the third-best record in the National League as well as the top NL Wild Card spot? That the Arizona Diamondbacks are first in the National League West? That the Giants have nosed ahead of the Dodgers and that the Dodgers are, if only for the moment, out of the playoff picture? That the Cincinnati Reds have gone from going nowhere to a half-game from first in the NL Central? That the Texas Rangers, a common object of derision when a certain free agent pitcher said he liked the cut of their competitive jib as he departed a 101-61 juggernaut for a 68-94 jugger not, is way ahead of those defending champion Astros in the AL West, and Texas has ascended to its perch without much help from said pitcher?

None among the Marlins, Diamondbacks, Reds and Rangers lost fewer than 88 games last year, and the Giants finished 30 games behind the Dodgers. When I do scan the standings, I have to confess I get an unaffiliated kick out of the uprisings thus far executed by the previously downtrodden. I try not to think that if teams that were “supposed” to lose are winning, it figures that teams that were “supposed” to win are losing, and, unfortunately, that’s a cohort that encompasses us at its core. Reflecting on our shortfalls in years like but not limited to 1987, I told a friend once that we — the Mets and Mets fans — are much better at storming the gates than we are at defending the castle. Sneaking up becomes us. Fending off tends to court disaster. My team has an enormous payroll that I also try not to think about, given that it doesn’t represent currency that can be exchanged for victories. My team also has several players with large reputations built on previous accomplishments, none of which can be translated on demand to doing them or us any good in the present. My team won 101 games last year and clinched a playoff spot with weeks to go; they were universally projected to win a comparable amount and secure even more clinchables this year. That also doesn’t do us any good in the present.

I wouldn’t say I envy the Marlins (ptui!) or any of the other presumed scrappy contenders suddenly establishing a toehold at or the near the top of the divisional and Wild Card standings and becoming less a fleeting phenomenon and more a legitimate contender. But, man, I do miss that feeling from when the Mets would emerge from nowhere and give us a season we didn’t see coming in the good sense. As gratifying as it can be to live up to expectations, it’s an absolute blast to totally exceed them. Had the 2023 Mets been doing what they were “supposed” to do, that would have been fine, too, but expectations never seem to get us where we want to go. This year, they have gotten up and left.

Acceptance or Something Close to It

I don’t like being mad at the Mets.

They’re an important part of my life — while I’m not as doctrinaire about it as I was in the not so distant past, it’s odd for me not to see or hear every pitch, and decidedly rare for a game to go in the books wholly unglimpsed by me. (The last one, though? It was Friday night. Emily and I took my mom out for birthday dinner, and the new Manfred rules meant I returned thinking it would be sixth or seventh only to find out the game had ended 10 minutes or so earlier.)

Being at my station most every day means Brett Baty and Francisco Lindor and Starling Marte and their teammates are near-constant presences in my life, people whose faces and mannerisms I know extremely well despite never having met them in real life. My presumption is that I will like them because they’re wearing the uniform to which I’ve sworn allegiance, and though I know this wouldn’t be particularly true in practice, I choose not to think about that too deeply. When the Mets win they bring me joy and I think better of them, ascribing qualities to them that they may or may not have in real life.

The flip side of this is that when I’m mad at the Mets I am mad at them like they’re family members or dear friends I feel have betrayed me. Which is to say I become volcanically pissed at these young men I imagine I know who are actually total strangers. I scrutinize their failures harshly; I parse their postgame mea culpas like a particularly vengeful prosecutor; I judge their futures with a jaundiced eye and a sneer.

This is not healthy for me. (The actual Mets neither know nor care; the people around them worried about what blogs like ours thought for a brief period some years ago but as far I can tell they no longer do, which is probably better for all involved.) It just makes me stew and shortens my life expectancy. The Mets will be death of me one day, of that I have no doubt — Emily will find me on the couch after another loss waxy of visage and cool to the touch, mouth fixed in an O of despair or outrage, and she’ll say, “Well of course it was the Mets” — but I’d very much like that day to be as far in the future as possible.

This hasn’t been a great year for Mets-induced life expectancy, not with the team determined to be lousy in lots of ways that are grindingly irritating when viewed in contrast to last season, or at least the first 90% of it. But the good news is that I think I’ve let go of all that, or at least some meaningful portion of it, reaching if not acceptance than something reasonably close to it.

Granted, today might come with an asterisk. We kicked off our annual week on Long Beach Island, driving down from Brooklyn and taking possession of our slice of a beach house. With the car disgorged of luggage I figured out how the cable TV worked and found Kodai Senga in trouble against the Cardinals in their baby blue motley. Senga got out of that trouble but then found himself in more of it; while we were buying necessities and booze (OK mostly the latter) at the market in Beach Haven Luis Guillorme, of all people, brought the Mets within a run with a homer. The rest of the game played out with the Mets close on the scoreboard but never particularly feeling like threats; when they lost I sighed and shrugged and we went to dinner.

The experience of a single game may not be as existential as I’ve made things out to be; from the moment Paul Goldschmidt went deep against Senga this game gave off the vibe that it was one of the 50-odd you’re guaranteed to lose in any particular season, notable only for being career win No. 198 for Adam Wainwright, who long ago Ruined Everything.

But the point is that the Mets, barring some reversal of fortune for which there’s zero evidence at presence, are going to lose a fair number more games than 50-odd, and most likely a fair number more games than they and we and various baseball prognosticators thought back in March.

And you know what? That’s OK. I mean, on one level it isn’t, because it means I’ll be sad or PO’ed when I’d rather be happy. But it will be … well, it will be disappointing and not devastating, though I grit my teeth reflexively at putting it that way.

Some years everything your team touches gets sprinkled with pixie dust: The veterans stay healthy, the kids prove precocious and game after game unfolds with every bounce going your way. And some years are the opposite of that. You can’t have one possibility without the other, and, honestly, the not knowing is essential to fandom — there’s nothing less watchable than a guarantee.

The Mets are trying. They’re as baffled as I am that it doesn’t seem to be working, and they’re mad about it too. I’ll watch and listen to them whenever I can and root for them and want to like them, and I’ll try not to get too angry at them when things don’t work out.

It’s acceptance, or at least something close to it. Let’s see how it goes.

Next Victim — And It’s Not Us

In April, it didn’t merit our attention. In April, the Mets were the Mets who were going to make a habit of it. In April, the Mets beat the Padres one game, the A’s the next; the A’s one game, the Dodgers the next; and the Dodgers one game, the Giants the next. In April, the Mets would finish off one opponent, we’d shout “BRING ON THE NEXT VICTIM!” and the Mets would proceed as if they’d heard us.

That was April. This is June. April took place in another season. Before April ended, the Mets stopped beating most comers. In May, most comers took it to the Mets. There was a pause to the new, discouraging pattern in the middle of the month — two wins in a row to close out the Rays, then a sweep of the Guardians directly thereafter — and there were consecutive successful nights spanning a departure from Wrigleyville in Chicago and an arrival in the LoDo section of Denver, but otherwise, the Mets were having trouble holding the court. Somebody else always had next when it came to wins.

From May 27 through June 13, the Mets played fifteen games. They lost eleven of them. Three of the wins came in a row, all against one team, the Phillies. Another, versus the Pirates, floated alone in an ocean of defeats. Entering this season, you wouldn’t have thought you would get to the middle of June and have notice the Mets beat different opponents in back-to-back games only five times. But with the 2023 Mets, you learn to not count on what you were originally thinking.

Going into Friday night’s game, you might have thought the Mets got lucky to have as much as won one game in a row, their most recent, against the Yankees. They tried to sabotage themselves, they really did, but they pulled out Wednesday’s Subway Series finale despite themselves. Or maybe it was left on their doorstep and they had no choice but to pick it up. Whatever. A win was a win, and the Mets had one. So much for the commonly held belief that these Mets were never going to win another game in 2023.

Next inside Citi Field, after a blank day on the schedule, came the Cardinals. EEK! THE CARDINALS!! So much bad juju is associated with the Mets playing the Cardinals. And the existence of the Cardinals in general. If we just go on instinct, we assume the Cardinals have won most of the World Series the Yankees haven’t. Our instincts haven’t heard the Yankees haven’t won (or been in) a World Series since 2009, and that the mighty Cardinals have made a habit of being tripped up in postseasons since conjuring the last of their foolproof devil magic in 2011. We might not have noticed, since we were busy having our championship aspirations elbowed aside by the Padres, that the Cardinals pratfalled even harder versus the Phillies in the Wild Card round last year. We might have forgotten we took five of seven games versus St. Louis last year; it happened early, so our selective memory can be forgiven a little.

The St. Louis Cardinals of 2023 have fallen so far from their usual uppermost branch of the National League tree that even our Mets, struggling to flap their wings on any kind of consistent basis, have to look down to spot them. The Cardinals came into Citi Field with the worst record among all fifteen NL teams. As Gary Cohen reminded us twice during Friday’s telecast — a second time because it bore repeating — the Cardinals hadn’t finished a season with the worst record in the National League since 1918. There were fewer teams then. And a World War.

Yet, because we are Mets fans, we might have believed this was all an enormous setup, because they’re the Cardinals and we’re the Mets, and the Cardinals are forever our default worst-case scenario example, as in “we’ll release him, the Cardinals will sign him, and he’ll win 20 games/a batting title,” as if Jose Oquendo really did make it to Cooperstown. Belief in devil magic was capable of convincing us that the Cardinals would choose this trip to New York to remember that they are the Cardinals; remind us that they have appeared in four consecutive postseasons; and unnerve us with the additional credential that they haven’t missed the playoffs for more than three consecutive seasons in almost thirty years. And then you throw in 1985, 1987, 2006 and whatever individual bête noire that happens to flap to mind the moment you see Redbird red…

EEK! THE CARDINALS!!

But no, not so much at this juncture of 2023. While the Mets have not been very good, the Cardinals have been far more not very good, and they proved it Friday night in what became a quick and easy win for our guys. The Mets jumped on Miles Mikolas for three two-out runs in the first inning. Usually jumping on a pitcher for runs in the first inning implies fewer than two outs have been recorded, but the Mets needed to get a little futility out of their system with a bases-loaded, 1-2-3 double play from Francisco Lindor so we could all think the same thing: Here we go again. Our thinking, however, is consistently faulty this year. Instead of a golden opportunity going horribly tarnished, Brett Baty doubled home two runs, and maybe-not-bad luck charm Tommy Pham drove in another.

That provided a three-run cushion for Tylor Megill, the on again, off again starter who is rarely part of any grand rotational plan, but there he is, every fifth or so day, throwing the ball from the first inning until it becomes abundantly clear he shouldn’t be throwing it any longer. We brace for that moment to reveal itself by maybe the third, probably the fourth, definitely the fifth, and we expect whichever long reliever is tabbed to follow Tylor to have to hold down the deficit Megill has created.

Not Friday. Megill was locked in for the first four innings, negotiated a bit of havoc in the fifth inning, and then more or less sailed through the sixth. One run in six innings on seven strikeouts and no walks. Was Tylor that good or the Cardinals that bad? Did it matter? By the time Big Drip had soaked St. Louis, Lindor had compensated for his DP grounder by driving in a run with a sac fly RBI, and Pham once again brought a runner home. The Mets built a 5-1 lead ahead of Tylor’s final frame, and then made it 6-1 when presumed missing person Daniel Vogelbach reappeared as a DH who could hit, launching a very high home run toward the soft drink sign that glowed in rainbow colors for Pride Night. We could all feel proud as Daniel circled the bases.

Megill gave way to an inning of suddenly reliable righty Dominic Leone and two from emerging lefty option Josh Walker. Neither allowed much of anything to the visitors, and neither kept the hands of time impatiently tapping their fingers. The Mets required all of two hours and one minute to quell the Cards, 6-1. It was just one game, but it was one game we won after another game we won against a different opponent, the first instance of us knocking off a couple of “thems” in succession in three weeks. That the thems in question were the Yankees and the Cardinals can’t help but make the somewhat sustained success a skosh sweeter. There are some opponents against whom we tend to expect the worst. Let us therefore savor a couple of dollops of the best we could hope for.

A win versus somebody.
Then a win versus somebody else.
Who knew they would be such rare treats?